Chelsea jokes doing the rounds...

[ahR]

Billy : Mum, I've got the biggest **** at nursery school, is that cos I'm a big boy?

Mum: No, it cos you're 28 and retarded. Now watch before you slabber your spaghetti down your new Chelsea top.....

[LoftusRoadLad]

Q: What do you call a Chelsea fan in the crap ?
A: A Problem.

Q: What do you call 100 Chelsea fans in the crap ?
A: An even bigger problem.

Q: What do you call all the Chelsea fans in the crap ?
A: Problem solved

[dandcqpr]

chelsea joke

Man goes into a pub, see a big fat ugly guy at the bar in a tight, ill fitting blue shirt with a circular badge on it with a lion in the middle. Man says "I know who you support" and starts singing "Susan ,Susan, SUSAN" the fat guy says "no I support chelsea" Man says Oh I knew it was a Girls name

Crap joke but oh so true