fatty fulham

[qprted]

does anybody remember the legendary fulham leader
he was 6ft three and 30 stone the massive bleeder
he used to fall over on top of people and they would be horrified
he wasnt very tough but used to always exagerate and often lied
but big fella i do remember your thunder cheeked farts
they were more dangerous than poisoned darts
now lets get one thing correct right from the start
fatty fulham we dont mind you hitting us but dont you dare fart

[Gerryhatrick]

How dare you talk about Rodney Marsh like that....

[qprted]

there

there actually was a bloke called fatty fulham,he was quite a nice bloke really
his own fans used to laugh at him which was a bit cruell

[LoftusRoadLad]

Apparently kicked the bucket.

http://www.voy.com/13865/1206705186.html

[qprted]

yeah

well i can send respect to selwyn although i never knew his name,we all called him fatty fulham,what i heard about that night in 76 is that fulham didnt actually hold there own they got surrounded and wrapped up by the police,so the chelsea couldnt get at the fulham,but fair play for fulham doing what they did

looking back on 1968 poor fatty fulham couldnt get levis to fit him or gungle greens,so he had to wear what we called tesco bombers,sadly these didnt last long,and although very cheap they looked crap,and i did feel a bit sorry for fatty fulham

[Ric-Roc]

Think he dropped dead after reading your poem

[qprted]

no no

no no he died of a brken heart

[ahR]

Or was that a....

no no he died of a brken heart

Broken fart....

[qprted]

well

well he met some bird
and without uttering a word
he broke wind,and let the cat out the bag
whats all that about she said,im not some silly ####
well said fatty im a fulham fan
then there relationship began
she always wore white
poor fatty wasnt very bright
but when looking for something to say,he let his bottom do the talking
there greatest hobby was beautiful surroundings they loved walking
but always fatty used to make massive thunder farts
he had dated so many woman always he broke there hearts
then one day he walked around the beautiful virginia water lake
and as hard as fatty tried he knew he had to let some wind brake
that was it,right into some ladies face
he realised he it was wrong he felt so out of place
but whenever anybody mentioned chelsea
poor fatty broke wind where ever he may be