SERIOUS POINT THAT NEEDS RAISING... Football related

[Dazzer1977]

I wonder how many babies will be conceived tonight after today’s events?

Remember people if you not planning a new addition to the family then make sure you take the necessary precautions. If on the other hand you are then crack on boys and girls. Today feels better than a victory at Old Trafford and statistics show conception has a higher success rate on good days like this.

[californiahoop]

[indianalondon]

i'vegot your mum on speed dial

[kingsleyloftus]

i'vegot your mum on speed dial

hilarious

[loftustoad]

9 months from now W12 can expect an influx of Baby Tonys , or if you're feeling fruity.... Baby Fernandes

[Quaz]

i'vegot your mum on speed dial

is that because you can still only use one finger

[Ric-Roc]

I always aim for the mouth... More fun & much less chance of yet another yoot running around

[qpr93]

getting inside of my gf is hard enough she is tight

[RussRanger]

As Celebrity Big Brother started tonight, trying to get the Mrs to do anything will be a challenge.

[RussRanger]

getting inside of my gf is hard enough she is tight

That could've been worse. You could have put that on Twitter. As you put it on here, no one will notice.

[LoveRs]

9 months from now W12 can expect an influx of Baby Tonys , or if you're feeling fruity.... Baby Fernandes

[mork]

"got your mum on speed dial" funniest post I have seen in a long time. I've got no chance with misses tonight as she is pissed off with me over watching SSN all day.

[QPRDUBLIN]

Best i'll do is a few knuckle children