leighsie back from benidorm!!!!!

[Factamondo]

.......like jonny vegas and his mum

[Gtleighsr3]

Actually i did a week in Laroles{Granada province] and 9 days on a country club just outside Mazarron{Murcia Province}.Like Blue rinse heaven it was.Facto would of loved it,loads of 60 yr old wrinkled bints from brum.

[Factamondo]

nowt wrong with them sunshine.....even 60 year rivers still plenty of flow in em!!

[haqpr1963]

nowt wrong with them sunshine.....even 60 year rivers still plenty of flow in em!!

Assuming you can get it up of course.....

[Factamondo]

Assuming you can get it up of course.....

tad harsh old bean.......i come by a consignment of little blue diamonds!!!

[haqpr1963]

tad harsh old bean.......i come by a consignment of little blue diamonds!!!

Aha, just make sure they aren't those dodgy ones off t' net.....

[Factamondo]

Aha, just make sure they aren't those dodgy ones off t' net.....

.........niagras!!

[haqpr1963]

.........niagras!!

Make sure it is from a Libyan website, hearing on Sky that Gaddafi has bought them all up.

Look on the bright side though, the lovely Carol won rear of the year, just think of that and save your money.....

And she makes a lovely cup of coffee too......

[Factamondo]

....her 'next doors' looking a tad '####y' today as well....we've had our moments in the past and im thinking of once again letting her play with factos magic wand?????