swanners swanners our qpr honey!!!!!

[Factamondo]

have you done the dishes....what'd you have for tea???

[swanleyhoop]

Dishwasher working nicely, thank you.
Hubby hasn't cooked the dinner yet!!

We're still having Jude the Cat's birthday tea!
Happy birthday to MY Jude the Cat!

[Factamondo]

..........god id have your dinner set before you like a queenl......fish fingers chips n cheesey peas with crusty bread and butter and rhubarb crumble n cream to follow!!

[swanleyhoop]

You must know me -- I'd die for a decent rhubarb crumble!
Yummmmmmmmmmmm!

[Factamondo]

You must know me -- I'd die for a decent rhubarb crumble!
Yummmmmmmmmmmm!

.....almost man wee'd myself then swanners!!

[WeAreQPR12]

Think your in there with Nicola facto.

Fill your boots

[Factamondo]

Think your in there with Nicola facto.

Fill your boots

no no no....its purely platonic ......never stick your fingers in another mans rhubarb crumble...........its a defo non starter!

[swanleyhoop]

Banter, banter, banter...it's the stuff that the close season is made of!

[WeAreQPR12]

Banter, banter, banter...it's the stuff that the close season is made of!

Oh is the husband watching?

[Factamondo]

whoa there west 12......swanners is a woman of unheralded honour....mr swanners has no cause for concern as this woman is not for turning!!

[WeAreQPR12]

Facto I'm an expert at stirring, although I would say expert match maker ;)

[swanleyhoop]

Mr Swanners has been aware of this thread since Facto started it -- he knows what banter is all about!
He'd happily shake both Ted and Facto's hands if they ever met -- no problem!

[Factamondo]

Mr Swanners has been aware of this thread since Facto started it -- he knows what banter is all about!
He'd happily shake both Ted and Facto's hands if they ever met -- no problem!

though shalt not covert thy neighbours wife...........book of factos chapter 1 page 1!

[WeAreQPR12]

He would have to shake Ted's hand Swanley, Ted is a 29 stone old school thug, that has found Poetry and love, although not a man to get on the wrong side of.

[swanleyhoop]

He'd do it out of choice, not fear.