Summer Transfer Rumours (Do not read if they annoy you - OPEN AN HOUR A DAY ONLY

[Stanley]

We are very interested in a player from Leicester. He is very interested in coming here.

Which Leicester player Dave?

[Stanley]

Still very interested in 2 players from Middlesbrough, Midfield player and a defender.

The club have received another massive offer for one of their players (Same player as before).

Any update on this Dave?

[DelTrotter]

From the stoke board (which he is posting on as we speak):

"The club are very close to agreeing a couple of deals"

"Everyday the club are talking to agents and clubs trying to sort deals out"

"A player exchange deal could happen"

"The club are in advanced talks with several players."

"Got to go good night"

"There a are couple of foreign players that are interesting"

"Should be some great deals for Stoke,looking to get about 6/7 players"

Sound familiar? If any more is needed there is plenty more to find in the 'New Signings thread' on the stoke board which has replies 10,152 and 484,508 views. Dave I suppose this bloke is trying to be you?

[Stanley]

No I'm not retarded

[WeAreQPR12]

The selfish side of me doesn't want to share him but I guess we just can't risk losing him

[Stanley]

2 deals are 99.9 done and 2 others are very close,other deal/deals will go to the wire.

You posted that message 3 weeks ago Dave...what was the 00.01% thing that scuppered the deals?

Look the word 'scupper' up in the dictionary if you need to mate.

[Norths]

Dave what is this

http://oatcakefanzine.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=Potters&action=display&thread=164882&page=1

I thought you was ours and only looking 'threw' our window

[qblockpete]

dave

Your days are numbered, unless you can give us something concrete.










Hopefully, before it falls on your head

[SteveQPR1975]

[Devon Park Ranger]

All joking aside now...

Histrionic personality disorder

People with this disorder are usually able to function at a high level and can be successful socially and professionally. People with histrionic personality disorder usually have good social skills, but they tend to use these skills to manipulate other people and become the center of attention..

Additional symptoms include:

Exhibitionist behaviour.
Constant seeking of reassurance or approval.
Excessive sensitivity to criticism or disapproval.
Somatic symptoms, and using these symptoms as a means of garnering attention.
A need to be the center of attention.
Low tolerance for frustration or delayed gratification.
Rapidly shifting emotional states that may appear superficial or exaggerated to others.

Sound familiar ? The guy could well have proper mental health issues so maybe we should just lock this and send him on his way before it gets out of hand....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Histrionic_personality_disorder

[qblockpete]

DevonParkRanger

What worries me about that is


Some would argue I fit into some of those categories LOL

[qpr4life]

can we delete this thread now then mate?

[qblockpete]

Not sure about deleting it, some of its comedy gold.

for my new book.

Saying that might close it soon

[qpr4life]

Not sure about deleting it, some of its comedy gold.

for my new book.

Saying that might close it soon

I mainly want to close it due to being so naive about it all haha

...*learning curve*

[IrishRanger]

i personally think Davesviews is full of S..H..1..T