is anyone going to the green today

[qprted]

if so what pub are you going too

[Factamondo]

ted ted wherever you maybe....please please please dont go to the green.....cos the old bill plebs and council mugs believe lots of rangers fans are going there just too be thugs!!!

[qprted]

okay

ol okay i wont go then i just thought maybe my hero swanley hoop may have been going.....................GOD BLESS YOU FACTO GOD BLESS YOU

[Factamondo]

ted i want to see you at the first home game next season like a knight in shinning armour leading the northolt parachute regiment from the front.....if not armour espardrills and cotton vest will do!!..........swanners though beautiful like a double chocolate mcflurry should be at home roasting the chicken and darning mr swanners socks!!

[qprted]

WELL

well facto it has been a long hard slog
im going to give them mittals a big wet snog
theyve rescued our team from the bottom of the mire
and generally they have filled us full of desire
love you facto .love you baby,your my old hedge hog

[Factamondo]

well facto it has been a long hard slog
im going to give them mittals a big wet snog
theyve rescued our team from the bottom of the mire
and generally they have filled us full of desire
love you facto .love you baby,your my old hedge hog

ted you are a wordsmith and couldve been our john denver or bert baccarach.............killing me softly with your words killing me softly..........next year you 'must' right our eurovision song to be performed by black lace featuring little jimmy krankies!!!

[swanleyhoop]

Sorry, not going, planting shrubs whilst Mr Swanners waters his runner beans!

[Factamondo]

Sorry, not going, planting shrubs whilst Mr Swanners waters his runner beans!

oh swanners that is a thought i can only dream of.........you in your dungerees with bag of john innes number 3...........oooh deepest joy:shy:

[swanleyhoop]

Easily pleased, Facto, easily pleased!

[WeAreQPR12]

oh swanners that is a thought i can only dream of.........you in your dungerees with bag of john innes number 3...........oooh deepest joy:shy:

Swanley is Felicity Kendal in facto's eyes, I just hope he doesn't get tempted dipping that toast

[stan_bowles]

Swanley is Felicity Kendal in facto's eyes, I just hope he doesn't get tempted dipping that toast

Facto is more Peter Stringfellow than Richard Briers.

[WeAreQPR12]

Facto is more Peter Stringfellow than Richard Briers.

ha ha brilliant

[Ric-Roc]

Facto is more Peter Stringfellow than Richard Briers.

I see him more as a Sid James type mixed with Ron Jeremy

[indianalondon]

great to see you ted!!! lovely day in the sunshiiiiinnnneeee

[Factamondo]

.........im surely more 'heff' than 'hoff'..........once was very close to a clinch with stringfellows ex 'some geordie bint who's second name was benoit but first name escapes me!