The wife!

[RickyR]

Right everyone, the Wife, has just made the most ridiculous comment that I must share with you all as it will make sure I party like crazy tomorrow, even more than I had planned, just like everyone should be..............

Upon realising the match kicks off early, the wife, says, "why can't you just go for a couple of drinks and get home early, by 7!"

Obviously I looked at her dumbfounded by such a ridiculous question, and just thought, please please go and take a long hard look at yourself in the mirror until you realise how utterly ridiculous you sound.

15 years I have waited for tomorrow, by god am I now even more determined to enjoy it, sod the FA, sod the FL, sod everyone who wants to try and wreck it, you can't.

We deserve to party as on the pitch we have been the best all season, come on everyone, the players deserve, we deserve it!! U R'ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss sssssssssssssssssssssss

[SpankwiR]

My missus gave it the big moan up last night about wasting money, and she has nothing to do and obviously I went along with the preset standard response of "Oh love why dont you come along that would be nice" whilst obviously really meaning "F*ck off you miserable #### there is noway Im missing this one". Suffice to say she is now at Tesco's getting my breakest beers in for tomorrow and she is staying home to spend the day washing my sh*tty boxer shorts!

[KASPARS BOOTS]

You obviously haven't spent enough time educating your wife. My wife said to me it's an early kick off isn't it ? she then continued still that won't make no difference, when will you be home - tuesday ?
To which i replied - i'll do my best

[RickyR]

My missus gave it the big moan up last night about wasting money, and she has nothing to do and obviously I went along with the preset standard response of "Oh love why dont you come along that would be nice" whilst obviously really meaning "F*ck off you miserable #### there is noway Im missing this one". Suffice to say she is now at Tesco's getting my breakest beers in for tomorrow and she is staying home to spend the day washing my sh*tty boxer shorts!

harsh but fair, given the circumstances!

[northampton rs]

My missus gave it the big moan up last night about wasting money, and she has nothing to do and obviously I went along with the preset standard response of "Oh love why dont you come along that would be nice" whilst obviously really meaning "F*ck off you miserable #### there is noway Im missing this one". Suffice to say she is now at Tesco's getting my breakest beers in for tomorrow and she is staying home to spend the day washing my sh*tty boxer shorts!

[80sCasual]

Took the Mrs out for a meal the other day and explained it all whilst there (i know creepy but worked), what a result though not only did i have a voucher for buy 1 main get the other for a quid but the stupid waitress forgot to add the drinks on.
Think i'll go back there for her birthday.

[SpankwiR]

Took the Mrs out for a meal the other day and explained it all whilst there (i know creepy but worked), what a result though not only did i have a voucher for buy 1 main get the other for a quid but the stupid waitress forgot to add the drinks on.
Think i'll go back there for her birthday.

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