I am a watford fan

[vanhoop]

yellow order ha ha,cowardly custards.were rip ya head off and **** in the hole ha ha

[Westway]

A couple in the middle of a messy divorce case find themselves in court battling over custody of little Johnny, their only child. In order to make a fair decision over the boys future, the Judge takes Johnny into his private chambers so that he can find out which of the parents the boy would prefer to live with.
'Well, Johnny' says the Judge, 'Would you like to live with your Mother?'
'No' replied Johnny, 'she hits me all the time'
'Well then,' the Judge continues, 'Would you like to live with your Father?'
'No' replied Johnny again, 'He hits me all the time too!'
The Judge looks exasperated and says to the boy 'Well Johnny, who would you like to live with?'
'I'd like to live with Watford Football Club' the boy replied quickly.
'Why on earth would you want to live with the Watford Football Club?' replied the now extremely puzzled Judge.
'Well' replied Johnny, 'They never get beat anyone'

After all that you messed the punchline up!

[qpr93]

After all that you messed the punchline up!

[maccatwo]

What a joke as some on here know that my girlfriend a Watford fan and I have gone to some games with her. The last time I was challengen there by the so called hard nuts they sh*t them selfs when they said your QPR fan and I went what you going to do about and then they ran.

Most in home want do a thing and you should be OK as long as you OK and don't have a go at them

[Connell10]

well ill tell you what that one watford fan has done he has totally united this message board, do you think he is a boy scout what with that be prepared thing?? dib dib dib and all that! yellow order i mean focking yellow focking order it dont even sound hard it just sounds like a load of ******!!!!

[LoftusRoadLad]

I copied and pasted it off google !!

[The Godfather]

Hilarious thread.

[jjohnboy17]

do you think this thread is the old bill trying to keep tabs on how many R's will be in the home end?????

[Watford_Hoop]

do you think this thread is the old bill trying to keep tabs on how many R's will be in the home end?????

well may be, wouldnt surprise me

[LoftusRoadLad]

do you think this thread is the old bill trying to keep tabs on how many R's will be in the home end?????

If it is ...they will prob ban the yellows from the rookery

[qblockpete]

I am sure they are called the "Golden Boys" now?

[Fez]

I am sure they are called the "Golden Boys" now?

Golden Girls?

[Ranger154]

Most watford fans support Spurs or Arsenal but watfords always kids for a quid hence the lil Golden Gay Brigade

[W10 RANGER]

Elton and furnish are their leader

[waterbuffalo]

We know a lot of you have got hold of tickedts in the Rookery for saturday. We'd like to say, we are expecting it to get quite ugly. BE PREPARED!!

name me four songs, no, six songs by elton john recorded before 1975.