Urgent help please

[Gtleighsr3]

can anyone tell me what the fc uk Dean Windass is saying?

[maccatwo]

No both girlfiend never worked it out, but do think he saying I am high speaking d*ck

[mozza]

eee by gum , ay up and other such Yorkshire drivel no doubt !

[Connell10]

now this post made me laugh! he has got to be the worst reporter ever! he is like a cross between odd-bod jnr and sue-bo with a mouth full of pebbles and cotton wall! but i suppose he is a likeable sort of oaf thats makes the likes of paul merson seem almost human!