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[qprted]

well its all very well having the crack
but i dont want to be the victum of a senseless attack
scott jones gang are after me once more
one day theyll get me thats for sure
they hate me because of my body weight
its making them really drum up the hate
i think being fat is a beautiful gift
but all they can think of is hey he will get stuck in the lift

[Hoopaman]

Ted, do you speak the way you type? Always in rhymes or riddles. If you do that is ****ing excellent.

[RussRanger]

Or he's The Riddler in Batman? Good stuff, anyway.

[Hoopaman]

Could well be. Must admit I've never seen them both in the same room at the same time!!
Feel sorry for Mrs Ted, a basic question like "what do you want for dinner" could be a right pain in the ass.

[qprted]

well

well mrs ted is a right odd ball her name is brian and she has got a full ginger beard

[RussRanger]

well mrs ted is a right odd ball her name is brian and she has got a full ginger beard

I wondered where my sister was.

[casuallyqpr]

Teddy is our leader, teddy is our leader

[qprted]

oh

oh shes a real nutter,shes got tattooos all over her body and has a big ginger hairy chest,she drinks ten pints of bitter a day,and shes obsessed with scott joneses butt,what is going on in this world,somebody help,im going mad

[RussRanger]

oh shes a real nutter,shes got tattooos all over her body and has a big ginger hairy chest,she drinks ten pints of bitter a day,and shes obsessed with scott joneses butt,what is going on in this world,somebody help,im going mad

Yep, that's her.

[Hoopaman]

Yep, that's her.