I've made the jump

[Jeffro]

welcome to the pleasure dome
a place we like to call our home
please enjoy the posters charms
and dont stare at scott jones needle riddled arms
everyone will love you but look out for the posters that plant the seeds
they will get you in trouble by making you ask a ticket for leeds
thats is the only real no no of this site and i beg you dont go there
because no matter how much they love you,they will think you square
so my little friend, factomondo has got dodgy ears
jefro has got a big left hook so youll know when he appears
cait is rather sweet
but has got size eight feetmyu works his guts out, but he has got brittle bones
hes ok, but dont mention scott jones
the electric hampster from estonia is one to look out for
he will give you an infraction if he finds you a bore
so there it is this place is very happy
but remember dont take the wee wee

Ted what a great line...
A class piece of writing hahaha

[RussRanger]

welcome to the pleasure dome
a place we like to call our home
please enjoy the posters charms
and dont stare at scott jones needle riddled arms
everyone will love you but look out for the posters that plant the seeds
they will get you in trouble by making you ask a ticket for leeds
thats is the only real no no of this site and i beg you dont go there
because no matter how much they love you,they will think you square
so my little friend, factomondo has got dodgy ears
jefro has got a big left hook so youll know when he appears
cait is rather sweet
but has got size eight feet
myu works his guts out, but he has got brittle bones
hes ok, but dont mention scott jones
the electric hampster from estonia is one to look out for
he will give you an infraction if he finds you a bore
so there it is this place is very happy
but remember dont take the wee wee

Please note: Not a pub.

[LoftusRoadLad]

One of ya best yet ..brill Ted...oh welcome wots his name

[BennyBoyRs]

Ted....Please stop these.

I keep getting weird looks at work for laughing whilst I'm meant ot be working. I'm running out of excuses.

[Fraggy]

Does nobody else enjoy a chunk of pavalone on here?