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  • stainrodisalegend
    Platinum Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 13624

    #1

    Can I just tell you about my day?

    No, it has absolutely nothing about QPR but I'm going to tell you anyway. My wife told me I had to be down in Cornwall first thing so I knew I'd have to set off at the crack of sparrows. In the event I couldn't sleep as I kept thinking I'd miss my alarm. So at about 3am I thought "Oh well, no point lying in bed, might as well set off". Drove for hours through torrential rain down West Country lanes which grew narrower and narrower. Come about 7.30am was just crunching up the drive of the naval base I had to visit when my wife rang on the mobile: "Oh sorry love, It's actually next week rather than today that you are due there. You'd better turn back." And so I did, and am not long through the door. You know how you feel after the Rs have been thumped? Well I feel like I've been thumped. Plse someone do something to cheer me up, like telling me we really will sign Krancjar or they have a couple of tickets to sell me for Leeds or that they have some painless medicine to put me out of my misery because at the moment I'm not feeling my happiest...
  • Gtleighsr3
    CCG
    • Mar 2009
    • 23569

    #2
    no press ganging this week then?
    Chelmsford City the home of Radio

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    • stainrodisalegend
      Platinum Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 13624

      #3
      When my wife rang felt more like walking the plank...

      Come on GT you must have upset someone with one of your un-pc comments - cheer me up by telling me what I've missed. Who is fighting who this morning?

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      • Gtleighsr3
        CCG
        • Mar 2009
        • 23569

        #4
        Rics got a massssssssssif head so benny found out ,so we are all bullying him now.
        Chelmsford City the home of Radio

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        • stainrodisalegend
          Platinum Seat
          • Mar 2009
          • 13624

          #5
          Quite right too. Bit of mindless bullying never hurt anyone. I heard he also listens to the Scissor Sisters while out cruising in his Austin Allegro. Fact.

          Cue: stainrodisalegend waits nervously for knock on the door...

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          • bushcelt1
            CCG
            • Sep 2009
            • 11070

            #6
            Peter risdale has confirmed he's taking over chelsea.
            PRIDE OF LONDON.

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            • BennyBoyRs
              I like 'Lone' time
              • Mar 2009
              • 13695

              #7
              It's true...and a really tiny brain. Plus, I heard he's a homosexual stalker, and this is the real reason GTP has disappeared.
              Your mum would love me...

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              • Gtleighsr3
                CCG
                • Mar 2009
                • 23569

                #8
                Originally posted by stainrodisalegend
                When my wife rang felt more like walking the plank...

                Come on GT you must have upset someone with one of your un-pc comments - cheer me up by telling me what I've missed. Who is fighting who this morning?
                Who makes non PC comments?
                Chelmsford City the home of Radio

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                • BennyBoyRs
                  I like 'Lone' time
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 13695

                  #9
                  Laptop owners
                  Your mum would love me...

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                  • bushcelt1
                    CCG
                    • Sep 2009
                    • 11070

                    #10
                    Calling your missus a plank....talk about p.c!!!!
                    PRIDE OF LONDON.

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                    • Gtleighsr3
                      CCG
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23569

                      #11
                      have i ever offended anyone on here?
                      have i ever said something unpaletable?
                      have i ever said anything slightly sick on here?

                      Im at a loss as to what the webbed feet kent sister humper actually means.
                      Chelmsford City the home of Radio

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                      • silvercue
                        Silver Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 4704

                        #12
                        I have got a funny joke for you, but I think some kids might read the board, so I I had better not post it.

                        You could just assume it made you laugh.
                        twitter @silvercue

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                        • qpr
                          Platinum Seat
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 10372

                          #13
                          I hate travelling so much so i've got sympathy for you. I dont really know what to say now so i'll leave it at that
                          Under Les Ferdinand:
                          Luke Freeman, top assists in the league: 4million
                          Alex Smithies, great goalie for this club: 3,5million
                          Charlie Austin, 19 Premier League goals: 4million
                          Jack Robinson: Contract ran out, left for free
                          And many more mistakes

                          LES FERDINAND, IT'S TIME TO GO

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                          • The Merry Ploughboy
                            Silver Seat
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 3233

                            #14
                            off topic
                            Kirill give him points
                            From the Hills of Kerry
                            To the streets of Free Derry

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                            • Youvebeenrangered
                              CCG
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 7293

                              #15
                              Ted will write you a poem if ya like Stainrod..

                              Cheers yourself up and read the "scott jones heroin" poem, makes me laugh everytime...
                              Cant believe it, ive been PWOPER MUGGED ORF...

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