shittu as striker

[qprted]

well ive campaigned for four years to get shittu back in a rangers shirt,and last night you saw why he is absolutely terrifying in the openents box,its like having another striker ,AND I SAY HES BETTER UP FRONT THAN HULSE,so does everyone agree we should keep danny in the team and make him captain because adel only plays when hes in the mood but big danny is always in the mood

[cross it Dave]

Ted, did you know they sell hen in the Platinum bar?, I was quaffing it last night.

[qprted]

blimey

blimey I LOVE HEN BUT NOT AS MUCH AS BIG DAN
HES THE GREATEST CENTER HALF AND HES PART OF MY PLAN
TO SELL RANGERS TO THE WORLD WE NEED A SUPERSTAR
AND OUR ONE IS THE NIGERIAN WHO PLAYS FOR QPR

[cross it Dave]

Brilliant

[qprted]

danny

danny is in my all time favourite players which reads as follows


rodney...........................1st
stanley...........................2nd
gerry..............................3rd
big bobby hazell................4th
big danny shittu................5th so im ecstatic at gianni getting him back for us

[Jeffro]

Ted I think in 5 years 100 goal striker Troy Hewitt will be in there after signing for lowley Harrow Borough.

[qprted]

i dont know

i dont know whether he will,jeffro because everyone says why isnt les ferdinand in my top five,its not just ability that makes you love players i think bobby hazell had a specialness that made me love him,and big dan reminds me of bobby hazell
they are both very spontaneous and do things instictively ,i used to drink with big bobby and one day he was walking over to where i was standing near the touchline,I SHOUTED DROP HIM BOB,and bobby looked at me realising who i was he put the most bone cruching tackle ive ever seen on this player it was a definate red card,but the ref just didnt get a clear veiw of it,afterwards in the players bar bobby said to me,DID I GET THE RIGHT ONE,that was bobby he didnt have a care in the world he thew petrol bombs at the police,and admited he didnt like white people but i loved his honesty,and shittu is a completely differant type of person ,hes very educated,but physically he is magnificent
he is a black superman

[Rebel R's]

Saying he is better than Hulse isn't saying much

[geejaybee]

Ted, did you know they sell hen in the Platinum bar?, I was quaffing it last night.

Trouble is they keep it in the fridge,which is sacrilage.Need a petition to keep some on the shelf.

[Yousef]

Ted you must be having a laugh.

[westsussexranger]

he does the job on fifa ;)

[qprted]

yousef

yousef there have been many center halfs who have turned center forward or visa versa,big dannny would cause loads of problems in there area,and imagine him unloading a thirty yarder

[cross it Dave]

Trouble is they keep it in the fridge,which is sacrilage.Need a petition to keep some on the shelf.

Gee,

On draught in pint glasses and at pub prices, cor, the thought of it.

[qprted]

but

but i would rather a pint of shittu than a pint of speckled,much more power and a darker colour, bit like the old porter beer now that was a pint and a half

[cross it Dave]

If its black, it Beamish for me, lovely pint.