Gianni

[WeAreQPR12]

We won't get the right manager if Gianni makes the decision.
He would want a foreign coach so that he still has a big say in what players we sign.
We need a british manager!

[THE FLYING COW]

gianni

gianni did i tell you i love you
even more now weve got pardew
hes the bit of jig saw we were missing
and the next time i see you we will be kissing

gianni we love you, your a legand, watch us take the championship by storm
im used to us rising to challenges we are fantastcally superbe thats the norm
big ades jumping with joy and jubilation thats for sure
what he dosnt yet know is weve took all his posters cause we know more

one of my electronic flying pigs has gone to the moon
and we are going to return to the prem soon
fulham fans will flock to join our ranks
there sick and tired of watching that lot on the thames banks

[Rieger]

Gianni offered Ainsworth the position under flavio as manager. Flavio did not even know this. Heard that through like a 5th party though so massive chinese whispers. But if thats true...WHAT A BROWNNOSE!

[LeeCookFan]

Gianni offered Ainsworth the position under flavio as manager. Flavio did not even know this. Heard that through like a 5th party though so massive chinese whispers. But if thats true...WHAT A BROWNNOSE!

He offered Paddington Bear the job with Daffy Duck as his assistant but they did not have a say on who plays so they rejected. Heard this from a 3th party.

[THE FLYING COW]

yeah

hey what paddington bear
that means gianni dont care
dont talk to me about donald duck
because that was sousa he run out of luck

playing nine center halfs is ok for nil nils
but its not very good for getting lots of thrills
and let me tell you fellow high blood pressure sufferers it kills
and with comical alis increases i cant afford to go, and pay my bills

[WeAreQPR12]

Dexter you need to get back into work.
This retirement lark is not doing you any good mate.

[THE FLYING COW]

yeah

yeah i want to go back to my lovely mental home
im so happy there i wear a green straight jacket and look like a gnome
it used to be so easy to get entry just tell them you support qpr
but now days they recognise me they say HEY WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE

[alibabes]

strait jackets only come in white
they can be provided by this nurse
im getting one ready this instant
to stop Dexters incessant verse

:bad_smile:

[THE FLYING COW]

alibabes

alibabes alibabes alibabes shes the most beautiful girl do you hear
im going to get a myself a clip around the ear
my mrs wont have me mention your name let me make that clear
if anybody dosnt fall in love with you they must be slightly queer
just the thought of you posting on one of my threads is far too near
ive got to go and have a drink i think i need a beer

you tell that sheepranger ive not passed my sell by date yet
i know i want to mary alibabes although weve never met
its because she causes raised blood pressure even on the net
ok thats it im going to calm down by kissing my favourite pet

[WeAreQPR12]

You was actually going on ok but then from here on you completely lost it.

ive got to go and have a drink i think i need a beer

you tell that sheepranger ive not passed my sell by date yet
i know i want to mary alibabes although weve never met
its because she causes raised blood pressure even on the net
ok thats it im going to calm down by kissing my favourite pet

[THE FLYING COW]

sorry about that

yes sorry about that its alibabes fault she appears and everyone goes crazy
sheeprangers posts on another site he wont register hear hes too,lazy
hold on dont mention ali babes my blood pressure has just shot up again must lay down
but dont worry im laying in the sun so will return nice and brown

[alibabes]

if you are laying in the sun
with the rays upon your head
if your blood pressure really has shot up
watch out, youll soon be dead

[WeAreQPR12]

Nurse... nurse Ali ,im not feeling very well, can you look after me ;)

[THE FLYING COW]

well

alibabes knows me from old
im very naughty and wont do what im told
but i wa quite normal untill alibabe bombarded me with her magic
shes a powerfull white witch,and its quite tragic

she puts on someone a spell
and all of a sudden there not well
factomondo has not yet encounted her spiritual brilliance
when he does he will be like puty in her hands she will break his resiliance