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  • IsleworthRanger
    CCG
    • Mar 2009
    • 7090

    #1

    Is Goole the town that time forgot?

    We stopped at Goole on the way to Hull yesterday and if there is anywhere in Britain where time has stook still for many years then it was there

    All the locals wearing tracksuit bottoms with roll ups hanging out of their gobs and looking as misrable as sin

    The pub we popped in which I think was the only pub in Goole and opposite the train station was advertising Jazz and Rachel as the regions best strippers appearing next Saturday with tickets only £8. For that price up there I bet the locals think they will end up with an all night threesome

    Both the Landlord and his wife both had two black eyes (honestly) and the only one behind the ramp who looked even half normal was a sexy little blondie who has agreed to jump on the coach when we stop off again on the way to Scunthorpe
  • HammersmithR
    Gold Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 5537

    #2
    Yeah was a very strange place.

    You can see where our taxes are going!

    A proper hole of a gaff!
    First game: Arsenal vs Queen's Park Rangers at Highbury, Saturday 17th November 1984.

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    • PeterG
      Silver Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 1957

      #3
      Paul I think you would agree that you too would look as miserable as sin if you lived in Goole.

      its an awful place as is much of humberside, no work, no money and not even a pretty bit of countryside to make up for it.
      its New Era number 8 i tell thee, bring on the fireworks

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      • LoftusRoadLad
        W12 Seat
        • Jan 2011
        • 19602

        #4
        This is the sort of read we need more of on here..good stuff ...

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        • Goddard
          Silver Seat
          • Dec 2009
          • 4529

          #5
          Final Version - Hope you like it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1z0UQ0eqRM


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          • qprted
            CCG
            • May 2010
            • 9639

            #6
            yeah

            as maybe but its not as bad as northolt now there is a dump
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            • Shania
              C Club
              • Apr 2010
              • 23696

              #7
              lol
              QPR
              Best team in the world
              Sort of

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              • Robsondinho
                Platinum Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 12697

                #8
                Originally posted by qprted
                as maybe but its not as bad as northolt now there is a dump
                @chrisrobson9

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                • EYR
                  Gold Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 5470

                  #9
                  Was the pub the called The North Eastern by anychance?

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                  • IsleworthRanger
                    CCG
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 7090

                    #10
                    Originally posted by EYR
                    Was the pub the called The North Eastern by anychance?
                    Yep thats the one

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                    • WeAreQPR12
                      C Club
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 23554

                      #11
                      yeah we shouldn't slate EYR's home town and local.
                      I played sunday league football today.

                      Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

                      I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

                      We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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                      • lymehoop
                        Gold Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 7380

                        #12
                        my mates missus is from Goole, she left in the 70's with her two sisters and brother, in fact her sister married a Ranger as well, so if you see some odd looking bods . . .
                        I must away now, I can no longer tarry
                        This morning's tempest I have to cross
                        I must be guided without a stumble
                        Into the arms I love the most

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                        • Scarlet pimple
                          Gold Seat
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 5006

                          #13
                          Originally posted by qprted
                          as maybe but its not as bad as northolt now there is a dump
                          Ted........you is walking on thin ice.
                          They seek him here.................

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                          • qprted
                            CCG
                            • May 2010
                            • 9639

                            #14
                            thin ice

                            ive been walking on thin ice all my life
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                            • WeAreQPR12
                              C Club
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 23554

                              #15
                              being a 28 stone polar bear, means its not a good idea walking on thin ice Dext.
                              I played sunday league football today.

                              Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.

                              I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.

                              We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!

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