How big a plonker am I?

[stainrodisalegend]

Three minutes before half time I turn to my brother and say "I'm starving, nothing will happen till Neil gives them a roasting at half time, I'm off for a Pukka Pie." I was just in the queue thinking about a Kit Kat but weighing that against the idea that I might end up looking like Pete when I suddenly heard this roar. My brother came charging out of the bogs trying to pull his trousers up and we completely missed it. Never going to do that again...

[Gerryhatrick]

Think youself lucky mate.
I was one of the fools that left Derby on 88 mins, when losing 2-0. Imagine how bad that felt.

[Quaz]

Three minutes before half time I turn to my brother and say "I've starving, nothing will happen till Neil gives them a roasting at half time, I'm off for a Pukka Pie." I was just in the queue thinking about a Kit Kat but weighing that against the idea that I might end up looking like Pete when I suddenly heard this roar. My brother came charging out of the bogs trying to pull his trousers up and we completely missed it. Never going to do that again...

Think youself lucky mate.
I was one of the fools that left Derby on 88 mins. Imagine how bad that felt.

[LoftusRoadLad]

Ha Ha happens to all of us....I was once getting draged out for summit i didnt do ..honest...then we scored as i was being led down the stairs. Cop was jumping up n down with me ha.

[moon_safari]

Think youself lucky mate.
I was one of the fools that left Derby on 88 mins, when losing 2-0. Imagine how bad that felt.

Ditto and missed smiths goal against Pompey!!!!

[swanleyhoop]

Yep, missed AT's 2nd against Preston.
On my way back from the loo.

[Scarlet pimple]

Left 5 mins early at the 82 cup final and missed our goal by Fenwick.

[James1979]

we were bloody close to making it 2-1 into the break too!

[Nik29]

There's a lesson in that - don't leave games early.

[The White City General]

I can never understand why people waste their time spending money in a football ground on rubbish food and beer. You pay to watch a football match why arrive late / leave early?

[QPR1234]

i went to blue n white bar intentionally.. and we scored.. dont thank adel.. thank me!

[californiahoop]

Left 5 mins early at the 82 cup final and missed our goal by Fenwick.

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[LoftusRoadLad]

Sould put TVs in the karzys lol