When Watching QPR In Living Room/With Girlfriend or Mrs?

[West Acton]

If with the misses got to be a facial

[twranger]

My wife and I celebrate each QPR goal by having sex.
It was a very dry period under Sousa

David

Did she see a doctor? Sounds painful!:drunk:

[Hertford Hoop]

Did she see a doctor? Sounds painful!:drunk:

[COBBYQPR]

I celabrate like i do at a match,i get the look and the comment from her that i am more passionate about QPR then her..at least she knows where she stands.

[ZANNEYQPR]

Me and my three boys go mental, complete with a full rendition of the pig bag song.

[waterbuffalo]

My wife didn't like me swearing, so I divorced her.

[westsussexranger]

i always miss the goals too busy telling my girlfriend to stop asking stupid questions or she can f off home!

[RussRanger]

My girlfriend has an annoying habit of talking all the way through football, especially the post-match interviews (or any programme I'm trying to watch) and then keeps quiet during the adverts.

[Ric-Roc]

When we score I do a sex wee