good heavens feel my pulse

[qprted]

there just aint another striker like this guy hulse
he leeps like a salmon but misses the ball
his non existant flick ons,are no goood at all

but somewhere in his mind im sure,he means well
but when will he score ,who can tell
we wanted a striker ,not the nightmare from hell
dear hulsie can i ring your bell

forget playing rugby my man,in this game it has to go under the crossbar
your last power driver dented the roof of my new car
forget keepyuppy just learn to hit the target,please god try
my best mates just had ten stitches in his eye

[Mellowhoop]

Utter muck

[silvercue]

funniest one yet

[qprted]

ya

ya ya ya ten pints of speckled hen
its set me off again
where going up,but need a man who can hit a barn door
hulses finishing is so very poor

[Scarlet pimple]

How about a poem then ted..........

[sirstanley]

Utter muck

More like a pile of Cr+p

[PeterG]

he will score like **** once he breaks his duck

[qpr4life]

the guy joined QPR with an injury, the guy has score goals wherever he goes...

Hes played 15 mins max at Bristol and 2 more games but not a full 90 minutes...

bit early for me...

[Rebel R's]

Similar player to Stead and Varney,when match fit he should be ok and will score goals

[qprted]

well

well,on a serious note i hope he does come good,but if helgerson is injured i would like to see smith given the strikers role and rowlands re instated as the left winger,what do you say lads do you agree with me or do we let hulse continue,to fire blanks