How well do you know the people who sit to your left/right at HQ?

[Toni German]

Bloke on my right - I've had his wife.
Bloke on my left - I've had his daughter.

[Kirill]

Bloke on my right - I've had his wife.
Bloke on my left - I've had his daughter.

Bloke behind you - you have had his grandmother?

[SpankwiR]

Bloke in front! you've had him!

[stanley75]

I had/have a dilemma this year. Normally I have a "nodding" relationship with anyone in the vicinity. That has worked fine for me for more years than I care to count. But this year some whole horsey family have taken the next 4 ****ing seats along from me and my lad (who isn't always there) and gimpy M and S jumper Dad keeps complaining loudly about the language (not just mine I might say). Makes a difference. He keeps trying to say hello and I keep shrugging. He is Flanders of the Rangers.

Still I'd do the wife.

[swanleyhoop]

I had/have a dilemma this year. Normally I have a "nodding" relationship with anyone in the vicinity. That has worked fine for me for more years than I care to count. But this year some whole horsey family have taken the next 4 ****ing seats along from me and my lad (who isn't always there) and gimpy M and S jumper Dad keeps complaining loudly about the language (not just mine I might say). Makes a difference. He keeps trying to say hello and I keep shrugging. He is Flanders of the Rangers.

Still I'd do the wife.

Where do you sit, Stanley?

[Ric-Roc]

I am the phantom farter

[IHLC]

referring to Rangers as HQ makes me cringe everytime i read it.

I've never heard anyone call our ground "HQ" anywhere except on the internet. If someone said that down the pub they'd get ripped to bits.

[qprsuttz]

Where do you sit, Stanley?

This could get tasty

[Toni German]

Bloke in front! you've had him!

Bloke in front is Paddy Kenny. I've had his........no, no, just kidding Kenny!

However, after half-time, I inform the opposition goalkeeper that I've had his entire extended family and that, as a matter of fact, my mate is servicing his missus right now!

[stanley75]

B block SAR.

[80sCasual]

B block SAR.

Shouldn't have told her Stanley, i think Swanley has just bought her husband an M&S jumper.

[RussRanger]

As a Pay and Go Fan, I sit wherever the box office tell me. Only really talk to people next to me if they start the conversation first, otherwise I don't really bother.

[80sCasual]

As a Pay and Go Fan, I sit wherever the box office tell me. Only really talk to people next to me if they start the conversation first, otherwise I don't really bother.

Time you started being more assertive, you mustn't let people tell you what to do all you're life.
Start by just telling them to f*** off. lol

[Ric-Roc]

I've never heard anyone call our ground "HQ" anywhere except on the internet. If someone said that down the pub they'd get ripped to bits.

Nearly as bad as these mongrels who say 'whoop whoop' or 'me thinks'

[80sCasual]

Nearly as bad as these mongrels who say 'whoop whoop' or 'me thinks'

Guilty as charged, me thinks.

I think so anyway.