best spontaneous song

[Dazzer1977]

Singing to Reading a few years ago "you`re welsh and you know you are" was quite funny

That was last year during the midweek game when Stewart was sent off just before half time I think?

[Toni German]

That was last year during the midweek game when Stewart was sent off just before half time I think?

Yeah that tw@t Gavin Ward was the ref.

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[Nik29]

"He's got a pineapple on his head" to that Cardiff right back a few seasons ago. He got the right hump and ended up being sent off for abusing the lino.

[Boycey]

Not sure that the Pink Panther one can be described as 'spontaenous' - I've gotta take the credit for that one after posting this a few weeks ago!!

While I'm on a roll (or not) - how abut a simple song for Taarabt to the old Pink Panther tune (I'll spell his name phonetically in the song).

"Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Ta-raaaab, Tarrab, Tarrab
Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Tarrab, Ta-raaaaaab..."

I also came up with the "Oh Mackie you're so fine, you're so fine, you blow my mind - Hey Mackie!" effort to the tune of Toni Basil's Mickey, which split opinion because of the 'Blow my mind' connotations! Could try it by substituting blow my mind with 'we're glad you signed' - as in...

"Oh Mackie you're so fine,
"You're so fine, we're glad you signed - Hey Mackie!"

And then there was the one for Hogan:

"We're singing to Ephraim,
"We're singing to Ephraim,
"What a glorious feeling,
"We're happy again!"

If anyone feels the need to give them a 'spontanous' airing at the Walker's, be my guest!

[Nik29]

"He's got a pineapple on his head" to that Cardiff left back a few seasons ago. He got the right hump and ended up getting sent off for giving the lino a whole loada stick.

[Toni German]

The Cardiff bloke with the pineapple head was funny. Don't know if that's been mentioned.

[DelTrotter]

Sheffield utd away, fit bird with ugly bloke. "She's just too good for you".

[G-QPR]

He should be in jail
he should be in jaaaaaiiil
bradley wright-phillips
he should be in jail

Southampton away 2 seasons ago made me chuckle and then the very next game the same was sung to nathen dyer

[James1979]

Quite liked banter we had over ticket prices with palace fans 5 (I think) years back. Went something like:

Qpr: premiership you're having a laugh
Palace: championship you're having a laugh
Qpr: 30 quid you're taking the ****
Palace: 30 quid thanks a lot

[singingranger]

Liked it at derby couple of years back,

We're winning away, we're winning awaaaay, how **** must you be, we,re winning away

[superhoopsaaah]

Moore, Moore, Moore
How do you like it, how do you like it...

To tune from sh!t magazine ad, when Steff Moore scored away at Ipswich a few years back. Seem to remember it carried on during half time!

[singingranger]

Moore was good

[Fawny]

Couple at the old Dell, Southampton back in the day....

We were at the side, some Saints plum giving it large behind the goal and was getting stick from us, sat next to his missus who turned round and flashed her knickers....

"You're fat.......and your bird's a ####"

Same venue to Matt le Tiss, who was taking a corner in front of us...

"Big nose...........he's got a fcking big nose."

Tiss was quality mind, one player I would love to have seen in the hoops.