Qpr to sign Loos-Beckham

[TheOddPost]

You may remember that Beckham was caught with his pants down in 2004, but what isn't common knowledge is that Rebecca Loos had a son by Becks the year after and the lad is now five years old.

We all know the Italians know a thing or two about affairs of the heart and Gianni thought there might be more to this than just a quick fling. So, GP employed a top Italian detective to see if there was an illegitimate son. I can now reveal that there was, and Rebecca left him (Toni) in the care of a former Ferrari mechanic living in Arezzo, Tuscany.

I have it on good authority that we have agreed exclusive rights on the lad and Toni Loos-Beckham will be joining Qpr Tots in December for a kick about and hopes to meet Father Christmas at Harlington too

Apparently Gary Borrowdale has agreed to put on the red gown and white beard.

[trash]

The strangest post i have ever read. I like it.

[swanleyhoop]

This is so bizarre you start to wonder whether it's actually genuine!!
Some people have too much time on their hands!

[weston]

More believable than some of the posts on here recently

[W6hoops]

WTF????

[Chalet1882]

you honestly have been smoking crack

[m_cooper]

i hope you are correct with your statement,as if untrue that is slanderous;and i would think you will be hearing from becks lawyer any day soon

[Ric-Roc]

What a complete pile of dogs jizz