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I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it! -
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one of my funniest memories comes from brentford,i went there the time we played them and birch scored that wonder goal,now i dont know whats the away end or the home end.
so i end up in brentfords end,but ive parked in macdonalds,so im paranoid that
i may get wheal clamped.
so five mins before the end of the game i decided to leave to beat the crowd ,this was before,birch scored,and as i was walking down towards the end that qpr were situated there was about 2o of there mob talking to qpr fans ,trying to act big and arrange a meet.
but im only thinking about not getting clamped so i charge towrds them,thinking they are qpr i shout,COME ON YOU RS
they take one look at me hurtling towrds them and they all run away,but sadly for them they turn towards the macdonalds so i go charging after them, IT WAS SO FUNNY,I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY,HES THERE TOP GEEZER, but all i wanted to do was get home before the traffic built upComment
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Haha nice story.one of my funniest memories comes from brentford,i went there the time we played them and birch scored that wonder goal,now i dont know whats the away end or the home end.
so i end up in brentfords end,but ive parked in macdonalds,so im paranoid that
i may get wheal clamped.
so five mins before the end of the game i decided to leave to beat the crowd ,this was before,birch scored,and as i was walking down towards the end that qpr were situated there was about 2o of there mob talking to qpr fans ,trying to act big and arrange a meet.
but im only thinking about not getting clamped so i charge towrds them,thinking they are qpr i shout,COME ON YOU RS
they take one look at me hurtling towrds them and they all run away,but sadly for them they turn towards the macdonalds so i go charging after them, IT WAS SO FUNNY,I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY,HES THERE TOP GEEZER, but all i wanted to do was get home before the traffic built up
Not sure charging is the right word after 4 quarter pounders though
I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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Haha quality... This made me laugh out loud.. Good workone of my funniest memories comes from brentford,i went there the time we played them and birch scored that wonder goal,now i dont know whats the away end or the home end.
so i end up in brentfords end,but ive parked in macdonalds,so im paranoid that
i may get wheal clamped.
so five mins before the end of the game i decided to leave to beat the crowd ,this was before,birch scored,and as i was walking down towards the end that qpr were situated there was about 2o of there mob talking to qpr fans ,trying to act big and arrange a meet.
but im only thinking about not getting clamped so i charge towrds them,thinking they are qpr i shout,COME ON YOU RS
they take one look at me hurtling towrds them and they all run away,but sadly for them they turn towards the macdonalds so i go charging after them, IT WAS SO FUNNY,I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY,HES THERE TOP GEEZER, but all i wanted to do was get home before the traffic built upComment
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Thats brilliant!one of my funniest memories comes from brentford,i went there the time we played them and birch scored that wonder goal,now i dont know whats the away end or the home end.
so i end up in brentfords end,but ive parked in macdonalds,so im paranoid that
i may get wheal clamped.
so five mins before the end of the game i decided to leave to beat the crowd ,this was before,birch scored,and as i was walking down towards the end that qpr were situated there was about 2o of there mob talking to qpr fans ,trying to act big and arrange a meet.
but im only thinking about not getting clamped so i charge towrds them,thinking they are qpr i shout,COME ON YOU RS
they take one look at me hurtling towrds them and they all run away,but sadly for them they turn towards the macdonalds so i go charging after them, IT WAS SO FUNNY,I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY,HES THERE TOP GEEZER, but all i wanted to do was get home before the traffic built upComment
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one of my funniest memories comes from brentford,i went there the time we played them and birch scored that wonder goal,now i dont know whats the away end or the home end.
so i end up in brentfords end,but ive parked in macdonalds,so im paranoid that
i may get wheal clamped.
so five mins before the end of the game i decided to leave to beat the crowd ,this was before,birch scored,and as i was walking down towards the end that qpr were situated there was about 2o of there mob talking to qpr fans ,trying to act big and arrange a meet.
but im only thinking about not getting clamped so i charge towrds them,thinking they are qpr i shout,COME ON YOU RS
they take one look at me hurtling towrds them and they all run away,but sadly for them they turn towards the macdonalds so i go charging after them, IT WAS SO FUNNY,I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY,HES THERE TOP GEEZER, but all i wanted to do was get home before the traffic built up
Lubbly Jubbly - Thats my son for yer !!!!
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Amid that tough exterior,you have a kind heart too son, it comes out in your poetry.Perhaps one day,those kind people at the adoption centre will allow us to meet up one day.
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I played sunday league football today.
Clearly I was the best player on the pitch.
I scored 5 and made 7 last ditch tackles.
We lost 5-0 but the rest of my team were sh it!Comment
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one of my funniest memories comes from brentford,i went there the time we played them and birch scored that wonder goal,now i dont know whats the away end or the home end.
so i end up in brentfords end,but ive parked in macdonalds,so im paranoid that
i may get wheal clamped.
so five mins before the end of the game i decided to leave to beat the crowd ,this was before,birch scored,and as i was walking down towards the end that qpr were situated there was about 2o of there mob talking to qpr fans ,trying to act big and arrange a meet.
but im only thinking about not getting clamped so i charge towrds them,thinking they are qpr i shout,COME ON YOU RS
they take one look at me hurtling towrds them and they all run away,but sadly for them they turn towards the macdonalds so i go charging after them, IT WAS SO FUNNY,I HEARD ONE OF THEM SAY,HES THERE TOP GEEZER, but all i wanted to do was get home before the traffic built up
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