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  • hemelhoop
    Silver Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 1284

    #1

    Back Last Night..F Block Farter Returns

    F Block Farter,smelt it 3 or 4 times last night.Definately someone in front rows as I'm in row G and it drifted up from the front.Dirty b**tard needs to be found and kicked out.
  • qblockpete
    C Club
    • Mar 2009
    • 22186

    #2
    Do we now what he looks like?

    Seems he has been absent for a few games..
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    • jfish
      Silver Seat
      • Mar 2009
      • 3948

      #3
      Originally posted by hemelhoop
      F Block Farter,smelt it 3 or 4 times last night.Definately someone in front rows as I'm in row G and it drifted up from the front.Dirty b**tard needs to be found and kicked out.
      I created the F Block farter, we are in M and are pretty sure it was next to us?? are you saying this animal farts down wind??

      That is one farter..., i know his mate so will ask against Newcastle.

      Unless it's his mate and doing a snidey one?

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      • rblockells
        Silver Seat
        • Mar 2009
        • 2453

        #4
        all sounds a bit german

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        • scuberry
          Silver Seat
          • Jun 2009
          • 1882

          #5
          Why don't you just shout out "Who's shat themselves" and look for the snidey grins and people saying "not me" with a smile on there face...dead give away !!!!

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          • loneranger
            CCG
            • Mar 2009
            • 9505

            #6
            i think the dwarf has been smuggled in in burgers pockets and its him what blows orf
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            • hemelhoop
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 1284

              #7
              No don't know what he looks like but know what he smells like.But seriously it ain't nice. Was thinking last night of standing up and saying something.Surely someone who sits next to or near him must know who it is.?

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              • jfish
                Silver Seat
                • Mar 2009
                • 3948

                #8
                Originally posted by scuberry
                Why don't you just shout out "Who's shat themselves" and look for the snidey grins and people saying "not me" with a smile on there face...dead give away !!!!
                We done that, and the culprit who we think is guilty had a very sneaky look on his face.

                In case you dont know the history, he lifted either cheek randomly so we didn't detect him.....

                MI5 Bum.

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                • jfish
                  Silver Seat
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 3948

                  #9
                  Mod, can you get a song going to the tune of the new Warnock song?

                  "Who is the F Block Farter"??????

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                  • qpr_rich
                    Bronze Seat
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 357

                    #10
                    PHANTOM FARTER clap clap clap clap clap
                    PHANTOM FARTER clap clap clap clap clap
                    PHANTOM FARTER clap clap clap clap clap

                    I was in Block F but row V!!! I'm thinking it must be a drainage problem because to have that scent floating from row M to V is quite a talent.

                    It was gross and for those who it didn't reach it is a smell that makes you want to move.

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                    • scuberry
                      Silver Seat
                      • Jun 2009
                      • 1882

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jfish
                      We done that, and the culprit who we think is guilty had a very sneaky look on his face.

                      In case you dont know the history, he lifted either cheek randomly so we didn't detect him.....

                      MI5 Bum.
                      That is well funny,bet he is pi##ing himself larfing,the phantom pharter of F Block rides again...

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                      • qpr_rich
                        Bronze Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 357

                        #12
                        to the phantom of the opera tune...

                        the phaaaaaaantom farter has stunk out block F
                        could make a good song for Newcastle!!!

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                        • jfish
                          Silver Seat
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 3948

                          #13
                          Originally posted by qpr_rich
                          to the phantom of the opera tune...

                          the phaaaaaaantom farter has stunk out block F
                          could make a good song for Newcastle!!!
                          To the tune of adebayeur.

                          "F Block farter, f block faaaaaaarterr"
                          Where the fu*k are you F Block Farter"

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