hoofball!

[bushcelt1]

fella living on the uxbridge road said only 10 balls landed in his garden last home game

[ahR]

Agree with you there mate, whilst Ikeme was a fairly good shot stopper, his hammer toe ensured the ball was always by-passing our midfield and not given us many oppourtunities to play.

Cerny has his shortcommings, like not catching the ball when he should, but his distribution is spot on

Hammer Toe............. am absolutely pissing myself reading that and my missus asked me what I was laughing at.. anyway when I read it out she sat there impassive and it was a real Shooting Stars tumbleweed moment.............. made me chuckle anyway....