leicestershire cheese

[THE FLYING COW]

today my friends from the north your going to see us beat you with ease
you lot are as soft as leicestershire cheese
buzsacky will run riot ,with his new found desire
fionally ol wally warnock has got him to catch fire

im sorry old boys but its going to be such a thrill
to see the buzsacky brace .contributing to the three nil
ol gunner, simpson will get the other
and factomondo,will call me brother

peace love and harmony
please let our coaches come home unharmed
and with your new sportsmanlike manner we will all be so charmed
far more nicer to come home with our windows in tact
poor iselworths got a cold ,that a fact

oh yes please dont take a qpr designated seat
or your get booted by caitlins size eight feet
she can kick a football hard so you better hide
just think what she can do to your back side

[Kirill]

just think what she can do to your back side

Mmm, just the back side?

[THE FLYING COW]

there

there are some players that shouldnt be born
and this one is called waghorn
he shoots from near and he shoots from far
why cant he shoot over the bar

has he never heard of missing,he should watch our players
soon be knicknamed the earthworm slayers
oh well lads chedder is still the best
but this leicestershire has stood the test

[Ric-Roc]

You were saying....

[vanhoop]

smelly cheesy bellends in hoops,they let me down again my troops
an antibacterial wash is a must, in neil warnock we trust
in battle again we go,to selhurst park aggro
the fight shall be even until the hoops have been beaten
lets raise our smelly hamptons as one
and declare war on this s c u m

[THE FLYING COW]

yes

yes yes yes hang my ######xs from the great pyramids of northolt
shoot my head with a catepoult
please remind me next time i shoot off my mouth
that the best cheese is eaten in the south

poor isleworth is hanging from the toilet chain
petes being told he hasnt got a brain
we are all completely off our head
and scott jones has been found strangled i think hes dead