lock up your granny

[Gtleighsr3]

Wayne coming back to play coach the FFP saints of Derby

[Fordy]

Might aswell just scrap FFP now. His wages will be more than our whole squad

[uptheR's]

Makes a total mockery of FFP

[Gtleighsr3]

Derby. Will officially pay Wayne yts rate to get round it

[Shepherds Mush]

Probably sold the club shop to the owner to afford this one

[swede]

Maybe the coach part (not a player) is what can make it possible. If so, I’ll suggest that we break the bank and offer Leo Messi the possibility to come to us as a player-receptionist. CR7 can be our player-doorman.

[72bus]

Rooney needs counselling what was going on with him and that OAP

[Fordy]

Apparently as a player/coach they only have to declare half his wages for FFP. Derby basically bending rules left right and centre but fair play to them they do go for it. Will all end in a mess though I reckon

[Shepherds Mush]

Not so sure about Derby this season. Cocu is a proper manager not a celebrity appointment.

Could well win the league IMO

[Gtleighsr3]

Tbf they do hold an important record in the prem,11 pts want it

[LoftusRoadLad]

brown envelope job