BFG toni

[72bus]

gets his head on the ball , seen 72 buses turn quicker ,lacks recovery pace

[Discodroid]

Only seen highlights of the bfg and the 90 minute red button showcasing of his talents v Bristol city.

To Me he looks like an escapee from a rampton secure sexual behaviour unit up on a charge of freezing stolen used knickers from laundry baskets and sealing them in sandwich bags to be rehydrated on the radiator for ingestion and sensorial release at a later date.

Big bald and albino white, lumbering about on the pitch as if he's on the run from the rozzers and the chemical cosh.

A perpetual sHowreel of 'Streaky Jeffries' from the film 'mcvicar' running back to his own goal in 9ft Ringlefinch strides, ripped to the t its on dampening sexual inhibitors and home office experimental pacification drugs to curb his sexual bloodlust and engorged erection that never yields due to anomalies in the pathways of his pineal gland and brain stem.

Permanently drooling like a great dane up on offer for its spastic ringpiece at a 48 hour chem sex party above Robert Dyas in old compton street .


the blood seed of carsten jancker at center back. incredible. who the fu ck at QPR Thought he was a footballer?

[OldR]

Looked great in pre-season against limited opposition and has been declining since.

Not an awful buy - we need depth - but shouldn't be captain and we need to bring someone in on loan so he, BFG, doesn't remain first choice.

[Bill]

Looked great in pre-season against limited opposition and has been declining since.

Not an awful buy - we need depth - but shouldn't be captain and we need to bring someone in on loan so he, BFG, doesn't remain first choice.

i think he should not be captain as
feel it has put a few players noses out been
here five and captain no way

[Brian Wilson]

A proper goodbye for @ToniLeistner.

Thanks for everything, Toni #fcunion pic.twitter.com/I7zp5I81Nq

— 1. FC Union Berlin (@fcunion_en) October 28, 2018

[acricketer]

i think he should not be captain as
feel it has put a few players noses out been
here five and captain no way

[qpr]

Interesting & funny thread

[Gtleighsr3]

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">A proper goodbye for <a href="https://twitter.com/ToniLeistner?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ToniLeistner</a>. <br><br>Thanks for everything, Toni <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/fcunion?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#fcunion </a> <a href="https://t.co/I7zp5I81Nq">pic.twitter.com/I7zp5I81Nq</a></p>&mdash; 1. FC Union Berlin (@fcunion_en) <a href="https://twitter.com/fcunion_en/status/1056539541190926336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">October 28, 2018</a></blockquote>
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you hope they gave him a vase for that bunch

[jamesnutt]

best defender in the league . unit. JN

[SheepRanger]

An upgrade on Ned.

[Shepherds Mush]

No nonsense CB pairing coming along nicely...

[Gtleighsr3]

An upgrade on Ned.

if Ned was the chief, is he the Kaiser

[SheepRanger]

if Ned was the chief, is he the Kaiser

Kaiser Chiefs if both were here

[Gtleighsr3]

if both here
sh@t shovel

[Abseits]

I liked fact he wasn't having it when that buffoon Todger booted the ball at him as they trudged off at half-time. No nonsense Teutonic leader of men who may well ascend to Clint Hill type talismanic legend status.