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  • dtig
    Bronze Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 351

    #1

    My ol’ man......

    Does anyone know if there are any further words beyond “f**k off bo**ox you’re a c***”

    Its bugged me for years. It’s a great opeing to a song but thats it.
    If there arent....then how about.....

    My ol’ man said be a Chelsea fan
    I said f**k off bo**ox you’re a c***

    I’m going down where there are no stramgers
    I’m going down to watch Queens Park Rangers

    With Bowles and Allen
    Ferdinand and Gallen
    They’re the only team for me by far

    So go shove your blue flag where the sun don’t shine
    Coz I love QPR



    Fags n weed, glue n speed, but I draws the line at crack !
  • dtig
    Bronze Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 351

    #2
    Wont let me correct the spelling mistakes. Gloss over them!
    Fags n weed, glue n speed, but I draws the line at crack !

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    • loftbalcony
      Silver Seat
      • Dec 2011
      • 1664

      #3
      Some one is bored! I thought it was you old #### not you're a ####

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      • qprted
        CCG
        • May 2010
        • 9639

        #4
        SENSATIONAL STUFF I LIKE IT THAT SONG REALLY PANS OUT NICELY
        Click here to view my blog.

        More...

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        • CroydonCaptainJack
          Gold Seat
          • Jan 2011
          • 6141

          #5
          Is there any way of disabling Smilies on teds account ?

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          • Shepherds Mush
            Platinum Seat
            • Nov 2012
            • 10325

            #6
            I dillied, I dallied, I farkin' caaaantin' dallied

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            • Fraggy
              Administrator
              • Aug 2010
              • 9715

              #7
              Originally posted by CroydonCaptainJack
              Is there any way of disabling Smilies on teds account ?
              LOL, no.
              Minds Are Like Parachutes.
              Work Best When Open...
              @Nowt2SeeHere

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              • Undecided
                Silver Seat
                • Sep 2017
                • 2077

                #8
                Originally posted by dtig
                Does anyone know if there are any further words beyond “f**k off bo**ox you’re a c***”

                Its bugged me for years. It’s a great opeing to a song but thats it.
                If there arent....then how about.....

                My ol’ man said be a Chelsea fan
                I said f**k off bo**ox you’re a c***

                I’m going down where there are no stramgers
                I’m going down to watch Queens Park Rangers

                With Bowles and Allen
                Ferdinand and Gallen
                They’re the only team for me by far

                So go shove your blue flag where the sun don’t shine
                Coz I love QPR


                We will shortly have an X block choir trained by Gareth Malone, and you come up with this profane ditty!

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                • vespa
                  Gang of Four Members
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 6903

                  #9
                  There are and this is what we sung ,80s style.......


                  My old man ,said be a Chelsea fan
                  i said f uck off b ollocks your a c unt,
                  cos i am a Queens Park Rangers supporter
                  and that i shall be forever and ever
                  cos we hammered the Hammers
                  with flick knives
                  and spanners
                  we kicked the f uckin chelsea in the head
                  and if you cant take the Loft in half a minute
                  then you cant take my old man
                  Rangers,Scooters ,Tunes and Trainers

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                  • dtig
                    Bronze Seat
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 351

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Undecided

                    We will shortly have an X block choir trained by Gareth Malone, and you come up with this profane ditty!
                    Well I sincerely hope to be hearing them sing it
                    Fags n weed, glue n speed, but I draws the line at crack !

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                    • dtig
                      Bronze Seat
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 351

                      #11
                      Originally posted by vespa
                      There are and this is what we sung ,80s style.......


                      My old man ,said be a Chelsea fan
                      i said f uck off b ollocks your a c unt,
                      cos i am a Queens Park Rangers supporter
                      and that i shall be forever and ever
                      cos we hammered the Hammers
                      with flick knives
                      and spanners
                      we kicked the f uckin chelsea in the head
                      and if you cant take the Loft in half a minute
                      then you cant take my old man
                      Ahh nice one mate. I was sure that I'd heard more words to it at some point in the last 45 years. I definitely remember the "hammered the hammers with flick knives and spanners" line.
                      Fags n weed, glue n speed, but I draws the line at crack !

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