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"Afternoon lads, as you know we are playing sheff utd today, ive only been at the club 48 hours so have had no time to watch any videos of recent games. ive been unable to speak to anyone at the club about where you lot play and as ive only taken two training sessions im still unsure of whats best"
"Right, who's in goal"
Radek put his hand up.
"im the only senior Goalie at the club boss"
"your in goal then"
"Pete, your a centre half aint ya? i remeber you played there for Newcastle"
"No boss, i came here as a centre half and have been played at right back all season, much to mine and the fans frustration"
"oh well, you stay at right back then son, the practice will do you good"
"Who are the centre halve then" Fitz, stewart, Gorkks and matty all raise there hands and he quickly decides to stick to mondays Solid pairing at the back.
"Left back, who are the left backs"
Tommy and Borrowdale raise their hands.
"Gary, aint you the lad that was bought to the club on loan, then loaned stright out after being bought, without kicking a ball for the club?"
"thats me boss"
"right, i better start with Tommy then, you can't be all that if you were loaned out so quickly"
"Right, onto the Midfield, i've been told i've got to start with Ben, he's here on loan and we need to keep him sweet. im gonna pair Ben with Legs, I dont like the look of the lad with the mullett.
"which one of you wingers is right footed"
Wayne raises his hand
"Ok Wayne, your on the left wing
"Now i need someone for the right wing"
Nobody raises their hand
"Adel, your a tricky player aint ya? I remeber Harry raving on about you, maybe you could play on the wing"
Mick Harford whispers in Harty's ear
"We have been told to play this lad up front, he's a striker"
"Adel your up front"
"Who's been scoring all the goals this season?"
Jay Simpson raises his hand " i have boss"
"Good lad, you play right wing then"
"Now all i need is a big target man to play off my tricky striker"
Big pat and the pelican raise their arms
"We will start with Pat, and if things look stale then il change you over"
"Im also going to look to bring Rowan on towards the end to inject some pace into the game"
"Good luck lads, and if i dont last til the end of the game, have a merry christmas"
"Right, who's in goal"
Radek put his hand up.
"im the only senior Goalie at the club boss"
"your in goal then"
"Pete, your a centre half aint ya? i remeber you played there for Newcastle"
"No boss, i came here as a centre half and have been played at right back all season, much to mine and the fans frustration"
"oh well, you stay at right back then son, the practice will do you good"
"Who are the centre halve then" Fitz, stewart, Gorkks and matty all raise there hands and he quickly decides to stick to mondays Solid pairing at the back.
"Left back, who are the left backs"
Tommy and Borrowdale raise their hands.
"Gary, aint you the lad that was bought to the club on loan, then loaned stright out after being bought, without kicking a ball for the club?"
"thats me boss"
"right, i better start with Tommy then, you can't be all that if you were loaned out so quickly"
"Right, onto the Midfield, i've been told i've got to start with Ben, he's here on loan and we need to keep him sweet. im gonna pair Ben with Legs, I dont like the look of the lad with the mullett.
"which one of you wingers is right footed"
Wayne raises his hand
"Ok Wayne, your on the left wing
"Now i need someone for the right wing"
Nobody raises their hand
"Adel, your a tricky player aint ya? I remeber Harry raving on about you, maybe you could play on the wing"
Mick Harford whispers in Harty's ear
"We have been told to play this lad up front, he's a striker"
"Adel your up front"
"Who's been scoring all the goals this season?"
Jay Simpson raises his hand " i have boss"
"Good lad, you play right wing then"
"Now all i need is a big target man to play off my tricky striker"
Big pat and the pelican raise their arms
"We will start with Pat, and if things look stale then il change you over"
"Im also going to look to bring Rowan on towards the end to inject some pace into the game"
"Good luck lads, and if i dont last til the end of the game, have a merry christmas"
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