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  • terry ball
    Platinum Seat
    • Oct 2009
    • 2397

    #1

    Watson and my Ginger mrs

    2001. I was out with my mates and all night they were going on about this bird. "you've gotta meet her terry, she's amazing, a body to
    die for and an absolute animal in the pit" I could hardly sleep at night knowing I was gonna meet her soon.

    Then, one Saturday afternoon, me and my mates bumped into her. "that's her tel, the bird we've been telling you about"

    I could never of been more disappointed, all the hype and expectation, weeks of dreaming about this new conquest, and there she stood in front of me, a Ginger *****r.

    My mates well over rated her, she was just an average run of the mill bird, no ####, no zest and certainly never stood out from the crowd.
    Well, I've married her now, but I certainly won't be falling in love with another average ginger ***** again.

    That's how I feel about ben Watson, massively disappointed after the early and long drawn out hype
    Last edited by terry ball; 19-12-2009, 07:13 PM.
  • pc1401
    Silver Seat
    • Mar 2009
    • 1986

    #2
    Bit harsh on the missus mate
    God I miss cooke's pie & mash

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    • Youvebeenrangered
      CCG
      • Mar 2009
      • 7293

      #3
      haha excellent!!
      Cant believe it, ive been PWOPER MUGGED ORF...

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      • Gtleighsr3
        CCG
        • Mar 2009
        • 23569

        #4
        Ar bet your #### more than make up for hers Tel.
        Chelmsford City the home of Radio

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        • terry ball
          Platinum Seat
          • Oct 2009
          • 2397

          #5
          Originally posted by Gtleighsr3
          Ar bet your #### more than make up for hers Tel.
          U defo would like a soapy one off me

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          • bushcelt1
            CCG
            • Sep 2009
            • 11070

            #6
            Originally posted by terry ball
            2001. I was out with my mates and all night they were going on about this bird. "you've gotta meet her terry, she's amazing, a body to
            die for and an absolute animal in the pit" I could hardly sleep at night knowing I was gonna meet her soon.

            Then, one Saturday afternoon, me and my mates bumped into her. "that's her tel, the bird we've been telling you about"

            I could never of been more disappointed, all the hype and expectation, weeks of dreaming about this new conquest, and there she stood in front of me, a Ginger *****r.

            My mates well over rated her, she was just an average run of the mill bird, no ####, no zest and certainly never stood out from the crowd.
            Well, I've married her now, but I certainly won't be falling in love with another average ginger ***** again.

            That's how I feel about ben Watson, massively disappointed after the early and long drawn out hype
            you mad ****-quality...proper made me laugh that!!
            PRIDE OF LONDON.

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            • The Merry Ploughboy
              Silver Seat
              • Mar 2009
              • 3233

              #7
              Nver trust a Ginger , their rubiks smell of pish FACT
              From the Hills of Kerry
              To the streets of Free Derry

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              • Factamondo
                You know when you've been factamondoed!
                • Mar 2009
                • 37198

                #8
                :horror:..........had a ginger bird.........once!
                you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                • bushcelt1
                  CCG
                  • Sep 2009
                  • 11070

                  #9
                  first bunk up-ginger. on a staircase,towerblock,ladbroke grove. called herself "strawberry blonde"-big ginger bush-mad for it!! every sat night for next 6 months after pub...no complaints here!!!
                  PRIDE OF LONDON.

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                  • terry ball
                    Platinum Seat
                    • Oct 2009
                    • 2397

                    #10
                    Originally posted by bushcelt1
                    first bunk up-ginger. on a staircase,towerblock,ladbroke grove. called herself "strawberry blonde"-big ginger bush-mad for it!! every sat night for next 6 months after pub...no complaints here!!!
                    I could never understand why Mick huknell sold that house in ladbroke grove

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                    • Quaz

                      #11
                      Originally posted by terry ball
                      I could never understand why Mick huknell sold that house in ladbroke grove
                      pmsl

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                      • bushcelt1
                        CCG
                        • Sep 2009
                        • 11070

                        #12
                        Originally posted by terry ball
                        I could never understand why Mick huknell sold that house in ladbroke grove
                        HAHA:waaaht:sarky ****!!funny enough her top tune was lady in red!! chris de burgh could do with a slap but his daughter is a proper sort!!
                        PRIDE OF LONDON.

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                        • loneranger
                          CCG
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 9505

                          #13
                          rubiks on chicks take me back to the 80"s
                          "The kids missed everything from Queens Park Rangers to Conkers".

                          London Pride has been handed down to us.
                          London Pride is a flower that's free.
                          London Pride means our own dear town to us,
                          And our pride it for ever will be.

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                          • Gtleighsr3
                            CCG
                            • Mar 2009
                            • 23569

                            #14
                            Your up early fella?
                            Chelmsford City the home of Radio

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                            • loneranger
                              CCG
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 9505

                              #15
                              had me paper round to do.....
                              "The kids missed everything from Queens Park Rangers to Conkers".

                              London Pride has been handed down to us.
                              London Pride is a flower that's free.
                              London Pride means our own dear town to us,
                              And our pride it for ever will be.

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