Damion Stewart's top 10 rules of defending.

[ShalomHogan]

10. Always let high balls bounce rather than heading or booting it away, the inevitable panic it causes makes it much more exciting for the fans!

Next installment coming soon.

[Receed R]

thanks for clearing that up !

[WeAreQPR12]

Why did that get moved off topic?
Brilliant post and VERY QPR related
Oh its back again

[Robsondinho]

9. At some point in the game must shank the ball 50 yards into the sky.

[BennyBoyRs]

8. Play to a poor standard for a couple of seasons, then one year, step it up a notch. Not too much mind, but enough to decieve a large chunk of fans. Don't worry, should this work and you are rewarded, you can revert back to being aweful the following season.

[pc1401]

7: All over the summer try to fatten your a rse so that it is the biggest in the CCC

[Easy]

7) when in doubt keep it in play and let the other team score

[Receed R]

7: All over the summer try to fatten your a rse so that it is the biggest in the CCC

old bill

[paulmason]

6) Always go into tackles two footed

[qprdad]

5: At some point during the game..... get into deep thought, shut out all else around you and ponder what you'd like for tea... but only for a couple of minutes... you've got a football match to deal with first

[pc1401]

old bill

[Robsondinho]

5) at some point get into a confusion with Cerny, then look at each other like the chuckle brothers.

4) at some point in the game swing your foot at the ball and make an air shot.

[Easy]

3) in the final minutes of the game just walk of the pitch and go home and then call up your manager and ask how we got on today

[coneysboots]

2) If any players in a different colour shirt to what you're wearing come close to you whilst defending a free kick, or a corner, try to get as far away from them as possible.

[BennyBoyRs]

1. NEVER clear your line consistantly. You might end up tricking the fans into a second award.