songs that must be banned

[themodfather]

"stand up if u ...."
NO STANDING, AGAINST THE RULES...DON'T DO IT

"we are the rangers boys..stand up..."
DEF A NO NO NO
SEXIST, ALIENATES GIRLS AND NO STANDING ( SEE ABOVE)

"where's your caravan"
OH DEAR, IT'S SAFELY SECURED AT THE OFFICIAL SITE, ARE YOU SUGGESTING I AM A ROMANY AND NOT FROM ESSEX?? ( noises of head butts and punches)


"stand up if you can't sit down"
AH, BRIGHTON..NO NO NO ....NOT PC, INFERS S-E-X!! TUT TUT

"you're going home in a london ambulance"
OH NO YOU ARE NOT, THERE IS A 3 HR WAIT FOR LIFE THREATENING INJURIES, IT'S NOT A TAXI SERVICE, ANYWAY IT'S ONLY A SLASH WOUND

"1-0 1-0"
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, SUGGESTED YOU ARE BETTER AND SUPERIOR...MY LEGAL TEAM ARE ON THIS....

NOW, here is the perfect song, sung quietly
" we are sitting down, in our allocated seat
holding hands and tapping our feet
we would like to welcome you
and would like to shake hands with you
( in a totally undominant way)
wherever you come from is probably ok"

simples...

[Receed R]

"stand up if u ...."
NO STANDING, AGAINST THE RULES...DON'T DO IT

"we are the rangers boys..stand up..."
DEF A NO NO NO
SEXIST, ALIENATES GIRLS AND NO STANDING ( SEE ABOVE)

"where's your caravan"
OH DEAR, IT'S SAFELY SECURED AT THE OFFICIAL SITE, ARE YOU SUGGESTING I AM A ROMANY AND NOT FROM ESSEX?? ( noises of head butts and punches)


"stand up if you can't sit down"
AH, BRIGHTON..NO NO NO ....NOT PC, INFERS S-E-X!! TUT TUT

"you're going home in a london ambulance"
OH NO YOU ARE NOT, THERE IS A 3 HR WAIT FOR LIFE THREATENING INJURIES, IT'S NOT A TAXI SERVICE, ANYWAY IT'S ONLY A SLASH WOUND

"1-0 1-0"
NOW YOU'VE DONE IT, SUGGESTED YOU ARE BETTER AND SUPERIOR...MY LEGAL TEAM ARE ON THIS....

NOW, here is the perfect song, sung quietly
" we are sitting down, in our allocated seat
holding hands and tapping our feet
we would like to welcome you
and would like to shake hands with you
( in a totally undominant way)
wherever you come from is probably ok"

simples...

bet u have been thinking that up all afternoon

[Youvebeenrangered]

A enjoyable read.

[Tarbie]

I think singing should be banned altogether as it is unfair on those that are mute!!!!

[Kirill]

I think we should just do the hamster dance at half time and full time.
Totally unoffensive and sooo cute.

[themodfather]

hamsters are offensive to mice...no hammy dancing, def a no!
means "standing"..standing is a no...

[scuberry]

Personally,its Barbie Girl by Aqua for me................;D;D

[Youvebeenrangered]

I think the club should put books beneath our seats so we can have a good read during the games.

[themodfather]

yes like in church....the scoreboard can display the next hymn/psalm and we can , whilst seated, reverently raISE our voice to the lord ( select appropriate religion)!

[vanhoop]

should keep those religious types away from football, half time holy water, kiddy fiddlers and wars.then again ,we could give the bearded fella the number 10 shirt

[qpr4eva89]

Another stupid thread by a wana b comedian ,thats y the atmosphere is starting to get rubbish .
You need to get behind the players
you might aswell stay at home and listen on the radio if your going 2 b mute.

[Tarbie]

Another stupid thread by a wana b comedian ,thats y the atmosphere is starting to get rubbish .
You need to get behind the players
you might aswell stay at home and listen on the radio if your going 2 b mute.

I think you might have missed the point of this thread mate!!!!

[rblockells]

That was quite funny,to be fair.

But I stick to my original point that the Drogba song is sick and makes us look twunts.

[themodfather]

qpreva89...i am damaging atmosphere??
i have missed 2 away games even though i work shifts...i was at derby too..
i and a few mates start the banter from f block....

you won't find many more louder than me...still, break your cookie in your horlicks lol...

[qpr4eva89]

wat do u want a blue peter badge