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  • Awin
    Silver Seat
    • Jun 2012
    • 2951

    #1

    The latest ollyism

    Sometimes you need to clear a blockage from the past to move forward. When your toilet’s blocked it don’t half stink."

    Bang on and another classic line to add to the list.
  • 1QPRDK
    Silver Seat
    • Feb 2013
    • 2151

    #2
    Originally posted by Awin
    Sometimes you need to clear a blockage from the past to move forward. When your toilet’s blocked it don’t half stink."

    Bang on and another classic line to add to the list.
    Instant classic.
    https://twitter.com/1qprdk

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    • hal9thou
      Silver Seat
      • May 2012
      • 4258

      #3
      still like the piano one, "we've got plenty who can shift it but you still need someone to play it".

      Great quote and we're still looking for that piano player......

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      • 1974Rs
        Bronze Seat
        • Jun 2015
        • 299

        #4
        Haha love it
        The early bird catches the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese....

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        • nasser95
          Gold Seat
          • Dec 2012
          • 7216

          #5
          Originally posted by hal9thou
          still like the piano one, "we've got plenty who can shift it but you still need someone to play it".

          Great quote and we're still looking for that piano player......
          Hoping Eze may be a half decent piano player.
          "What stats allow you to do is not take things at face value. The idea that I trust my eyes more than the stats, I just don't buy that because I've seen magicians pull rabbits out of hats and I know I just know that rabbit's not in there." - Billy Beane

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          • LoftusRoadLad
            W12 Seat
            • Jan 2011
            • 19582

            #6
            I think he was going on about Sandro and Chery causing the stink.

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            • Stanley
              Guest
              • Mar 2009
              • 23693

              #7
              Loved this one too, from the same interview:

              "Its a really strange window because when it slams shut you can't then go shopping, which is madness, so you have to buy long-life bread and long-life milk."

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              • Awin
                Silver Seat
                • Jun 2012
                • 2951

                #8
                Originally posted by Stanley
                Loved this one too, from the same interview:

                "Its a really strange window because when it slams shut you can't then go shopping, which is madness, so you have to buy long-life bread and long-life milk."

                He never fails to make me chuckle.

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