I think Chris Barnes our Performance Enhancement Consultant deserves that accolade, tbh. What, can I ask, does a Performance Enhancement Consultant actually do? Might, for once, to earn his money, Mr Barnes say something like, 'If you want to enhance our performance, Jimmy, try dropping f acking Kelvin for a f acking change and try playing a right winger on the wing instead of a f acking central defensive midfielder????' If so, should that have been the case, thank you Mr Barnes. We appreciate your service. You're welcome to your money.
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Chris Barnes, watch your back, I'm coming for your job...I think Chris Barnes our Performance Enhancement Consultant deserves that accolade, tbh. What, can I ask, does a Performance Enhancement Consultant actually do? Might, for once, to earn his money, Mr Barnes say something like, 'If you want to enhance our performance, Jimmy, try dropping f acking Kelvin for a f acking change and try playing a right winger on the wing instead of a f acking central defensive midfielder????' If so, should that have been the case, thank you Mr Barnes. We appreciate your service. You're welcome to your money."What stats allow you to do is not take things at face value. The idea that I trust my eyes more than the stats, I just don't buy that because I've seen magicians pull rabbits out of hats and I know I just know that rabbit's not in there." - Billy Beane

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I know what it is. Itīs the suit. Look at this:
I bet you he uses the same suit every time he is up to no good.
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My wife reckons I need a performance enhancement consultantI think Chris Barnes our Performance Enhancement Consultant deserves that accolade, tbh. What, can I ask, does a Performance Enhancement Consultant actually do? Might, for once, to earn his money, Mr Barnes say something like, 'If you want to enhance our performance, Jimmy, try dropping f acking Kelvin for a f acking change and try playing a right winger on the wing instead of a f acking central defensive midfielder????' If so, should that have been the case, thank you Mr Barnes. We appreciate your service. You're welcome to your money.
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Out of interest...any other teams in the UK with a DOF who had a team photo setup like this? I've no problem with Les btw. Just think Jimmy should be in the middle and wearing something to differentiate.Comment
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