Song for Charlie

[Itsonlyagame]

Just wondered if anyone could come up with a song for tomorrow after the kneegate affair.
The best I can do is :
Sulivans a w^nker he wears a w^ nkers hat,
he slagged off Charlie Austin, who's such a lovely chap.
He'll score with his left foot, he'll score with his right
But he'll never play for West Ham
They're much to fu€king tight.

Im sure there's room for improvement from the budding songwriters out there and given it could
possibly be his last game at HQ would be a nice touch for a player who has been the consummate professional for us.

[Rangers77]

[West London is Rss]

Just wondered if anyone could come up with a song for tomorrow after the kneegate affair.
The best I can do is :
Sulivans a w^nker he wears a w^ nkers hat,
he slagged off Charlie Austin, who's such a lovely chap.
He'll score with his left foot, he'll score with his right
But he'll never play for West Ham
They're much to fu€king tight.

Im sure there's room for improvement from the budding songwriters out there and given it could
possibly be his last game at HQ would be a nice touch for a player who has been the consummate professional for us.

Love this.

[Toninho]

I reckon we should just let Charlie do his own talking on the pitch.
If he had his heart set on West Ham its a bit of a kick ion the teeth for him, lets not keep reminding him.

[Nick]

Bay City Rollers - 'bye bye baby' .... (but swap 'baby' with Charlie)

Bye bye Charlie, Charlie goodbye....

[CroydonCaptainJack]

Love the one in the OP. We could even substitute the last word 'tight' for something that rhymes with it.

[Shepherds Mush]

"Are you watching Sullivan?"

as Austin scores a hat-trick on Saturday....

[Itsonlyagame]

"Are you watching Sullivan?"

as Austin scores a hat-trick on Saturday....

[Itsonlyagame]

Love the one in the OP. We could even substitute the last word 'tight' for something that rhymes with it.

i was torn between those two words funnily enough

[Ramsgate Hoop]

One leg.... he only needs one leg.... he only needs one leg

[Shepherds Mush]

Ha ha ha
Hee hee hee
Charlie Austin's got one knee

[Itsonlyagame]

I can't quite put my finger on it but I get the feeling the Devils dandruff is to you what a soda water and lime would be to a practicing alcoholic.

[Itsonlyagame]

I can't quite put my finger on it but I get the feeling the Devils dandruff is to you what a soda water and lime would be to a practicing alcoholic.

Sorry, that was aimed at you disco droid.

[West Acton]

Oh Charlie Charlie
He's only got one knee
He's better then zarate
Oh Charlie Charlie