im leaving now for yeovil

[bakes8]

There yet Ted?

[Hertford Hoop]

Why are you there a week early?

Going in a combine harvester

[dsqpr]

im going to really enjoy tonights match i havent got a ticket but i should be able to get one on the door is anyone else going

Nice one Ted, you've hooked quite a few mate!

[Nick]

What was the score Ted???......

[qprted]

well

well my wife brian hatched the idea of staying here in a tent but its been raining most of the time i havent yet met up with factomondo
who is somewhere on this camp site,he and his beautifull wife aleesha are somewhere about i keep asking every tough looking bloke
do you know the story of the doddinghurst cuckoo
but its not going well at the moment my susan boyle looking wife has upset everybody thats why we all call her brian
she suffers with areseburgers

[1QPRDK]

[1QPRDK]

well my wife brian hatched the idea of staying here in a tent but its been raining most of the time i havent yet met up with factomondo
who is somewhere on this camp site,he and his beautifull wife aleesha are somewhere about i keep asking every tough looking bloke
do you know the story of the doddinghurst cuckoo
but its not going well at the moment my susan boyle looking wife has upset everybody thats why we all call her brian
she suffers with areseburgers

[qprted]

now

now there has been a lot of exitement on the site as factomondo has finnally arrived he looks a magnificent site
dressed in a superman suit his son is dressed in a baby superman suit and his beautifull wife aleesha looks like shes wearing a
cleopatra outfit what a performance and on his shoulder he hasnt got a parrot hes got that blasted doddinghurst cuckoo bied


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