LR to host Saudi Super Cup

[Stanley]

Tickets to be sold to Muslims only.

Is that for Sunnis, Shias, Wahhabis, Sufis, Ahmadiyyas or Kharijiyyahs??...

[Kirill]

Tony out!

[Factamondo]

Courtesy of LFWS

The Saudi Arabians:

'Hello, is that QPR?
We would like to hire your Stadium to stage our Super Cup.
Although of course we have certain conditions for ticket sales ....which are.
No Women.
No Christians.
No Hindus.
No Jews.
No Sikhs.
No Infidels of any kind.
No Pork to be sold.
No Alcohol.
Tickets to be sold to Muslims only.

While we agree that certain small misunderstandings may cause people to question our great Democracy..........
Human Rights
Women's Rights.
Lack of Religious tolerance.
9/11
And not forgetting our role in creating ISIS.......

These small misunderstandings aside, we look forward to your prompt response to our request.'

QPR:

'Dear Saudi Arabians.
Under no circumstances are we willing to hire our Stadium to you for any use whatsoever.
Kind Regards
QPR.'

The Saudi Arabians:

'We forgot to mention that we will send you a blank Cheque by Limo.
Please fill in the amount you see fit.'

QPR:

'Please forgive our previous hasty reply.
How does the 12th of August sound?
Due to the laws of our land, we cannot realise most of your requests, but be assured that not one drop of Alcohol will be served in the Stadium during the match.
Peace be upon you.
Signed.......
QPR.'

You couldn't make it up.....
#### Poor Rangers...
#### Poor.

What's going on?

We should be told.

Sort it out.

[Robsondinho]

Worked in Saudi for a while and never had 1 problem. Was made to feel welcome, and met some good people. Knowing them they are probably paying a fortune to rent the pitch so see no problem.

[Kirill]

Worked in Saudi for a while and never had 1 problem.

You are a male, right?

[WeAreQPR12]

You are a male, right?

Exactly. Chris you arent a blonde female

[MattyRangers]

Exactly. Chris you arent a blonde female

Not on weekdays anyway

[Hove Ranger]

Is that for Sunnis, Shias, Wahhabis, Sufis, Ahmadiyyas or Kharijiyyahs??...

Sunnis one end with the shias the other and the wahhabis in the middle. Now that would be worth the match ticket

[swede]

Worked in Saudi for a while and never had 1 problem. Was made to feel welcome, and met some good people. Knowing them they are probably paying a fortune to rent the pitch so see no problem.

Pick one:

Dress as a woman, criticize the regime or Islam, draw a picture of M, act as a homosexual and see what happens.

And they are a dictature.

[cross it Dave]

They are modern day Nazi's, I hate the bas tards.

Funding terrorism, what are the club thinking about?, money? Yeah you bet.

[Southport]

I actually don't have a problem with this. It will let our scouts check out two new defenses, see if any players are worth picking up

[West Acton]

We should lock one of the teams out ground say they never turned up and put our 11 out against them as another per season game