QPR related fantasy names?

[The Merry Ploughboy]

Haha you really do get wound up and hate me. I find it highly amusing so keep it up!

I don't know who you are mate, so how on earth could I possibly hate you? V. Strange, you don't think this is real life do you bud?? Just a bit of QPR chat and a laugh and a joke is what I use this forum for, not to find mates nor enemies.

[Abseits]

An outrageously gay/camp friend of mine habitually calls us Queeny Park Rangers in the most lascivious tone imaginable. I think he reckons it'll wind me up but it tickles me no end and is probably apt considering a lot of our performances of late have been less than, errrr, full-blooded.