5 minutes in the dressing room

[Nick]

"You wanna hear a funny one? There's a bloke called QPR Richard who thinks we'll stay up!!"

With 9 games to go and only 4 points in it, only on WATRB would you get ridiculed for thinking we could do it.

[acricketer]

With 9 games to go and only 4 points in it, only on WATRB would you get ridiculed for thinking we could do it.

Ah! The 39th game. How could we forget. We're safe, we're safe!!

[stanistheman]

I'd make them watch the playoff final again and show them what it means staying in this league, it's not over yet and that we can still do it.

On our day we can beat anyone, go out there and show the world what we can do. We should be the ones laughing... not them!

Youve got 5 minutes before kick off not 90.

[dsqpr]

Ok, it's a few minutes before the teams take the field, and you're delivering the team talk.

What would you say?

Coughie style motivational / fear of God speech. Boots and water bottles would be flying.

[qpr]

I hear the scouts of Barcelona are here in the stands to watch Charlie Austin today.......... So,,,,, Reece Grego Cox, I'm starting with you up front today with Charlie on the bench. Go on boys, let's have em, let's win, U R'SSS

[72bus]

this is charlie bronson he's on day release and wants a word with anyone that doesn't put a shift in after the game

[vblockranger]

Ok, it's a few minutes before the teams take the field, and you're delivering the team talk.

What would you say?

"Extra £50k per goal or assist, keep a clean sheet another £50k each. One of our owners is worth billions and we know how much you lot love money and fancy cars. Every goal against us today we will deduct 10k from your bonuses now go get them and tear them a new ######## and stop acting like a bunch of ####ing losers"

[West Acton]

I hear the scouts of Barcelona are here in the stands to watch Charlie Austin today..........

No mate they are watching Adel as well as the Madrid , Man Utd, Arsenal, Bayern, Juventus, Milan, Man City scouts