is west ham on television

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does anybody know is west ham on television

[SuperHoopNik]

It's on Sky

[knocker]

does anybody know is west ham on television

Wake up Ted.

[vanhoop]

I'm watching in the rub a dub Ted with a couple of hammers,come and join us shun!!

[Factamondo]

ground control to major ted!

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yes

ground control to major ted
youve really made the grade
but youve got a really big head
through all the ballsxxt you must wade

here i am sitting in a window far far away
and im watching loftus road sway
planet earth is blue
there is nothing i can do

factomondo tells me where to go
hes in charge of the best selling show
but old teds tickers on the blink, three leaky valves you know
but the space ships rocking to and fro

oh f### the spaceships starting to fall
i wished i stayed on earth watching football
factomondos hairbrain scheme to make my hair grow
why did i agree i just dont know

loads of laughing gnomes all around
the seem to think i havent got a pound
but surely they are making a hissing sound
oh no ive blown my underpants and the smell is all around

[Johnnykc]

ground control to major ted
youve really made the grade
but youve got a really big head
through all the ballsxxt you must wade

here i am sitting in a window far far away
and im watching loftus road sway
planet earth is blue
there is nothing i can do

factomondo tells me where to go
hes in charge of the best selling show
but old teds tickers on the blink, three leaky valves you know
but the space ships rocking to and fro

oh f### the spaceships starting to fall
i wished i stayed on earth watching football
factomondos hairbrain scheme to make my hair grow
why did i agree i just dont know

loads of laughing gnomes all around
the seem to think i havent got a pound
but surely they are making a hissing sound
oh no ive blown my underpants and the smell is all around

The way you have interwoven some of Bowies lyrics with your own floral words really is a thing of beauty Ted......

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well

well i write all my beatifull poetry hanging suspened by my testicles it seems to vitalise my brains
i discoverd this style whilst trying to enlarge my tesocular veins
it was of course to do with me falling in love
and i had guidance from the man above

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN



DEATH TO THE IRONS SAYS QPR TED
I WONT BE THERE OF COURSE DONT WANT A DART IN ME HEAD
ILL STAY AT HOME ALL HAPPILY RESTING IN BED

[Johnnykc]

well i write all my beatifull poetry hanging suspened by my testicles it seems to vitalise my brains
i discoverd this style whilst trying to enlarge my tesocular veins
it was of course to do with me falling in love
and i had guidance from the man above

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN





DEATH TO THE IRONS SAYS QPR TED
I WONT BE THERE OF COURSE DONT WANT A DART IN ME HEAD
ILL STAY AT HOME ALL HAPPILY RESTING IN BED

Top tip.......I'm going to give that a little go myself.....

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it

it is a tad painfull though johny boy be carefull,ive been at it for 40 years so im kinda used to it

.............................BE CAREFULL JOHNY BOY

[Johnnykc]

it is a tad painfull though johny boy be carefull,ive been at it for 40 years so im kinda used to it

.............................BE CAREFULL JOHNY BOY

Thanks..for...the...advice...Ted....

It's....so...difficult...typing ...a...reply...upside...down...and with tears in my eyes......

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well

well as i say it does take a bit of getting used to but factomondo has actually put 40 kilos in weight into the equation as well,no wonder he can sing those high soprano notes

[Factamondo]

ted ted ted....you are this forums spiritual dally lama....in ted we trust and the wrecker of the advacado bathroom suite will always lead us in this life an beyond!

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facto

facto are you comming out tonight on your electric flying cow,we could soar high in the sky and talk to the doddinghurst cuckoo bird