the relegated 3

[Harryboy]

I knew we was a bad team when I went to the open day in the week and Harry made us move from the school end behind the goal I don't mind but I was by the corner flag

[jmelanie]

Problem is the players were signed are too young. Need to sign more old age pensioners

[Factamondo]

leave orf.....godfreys doing buns double cheap due to contamination-blaming the clientele.

how bout a century bet celts...........charity of choice to the winner??