Ted's Diaries

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15 men on a dead mans chest oh ho ho and a bottle of hen
nightmares starting again and again
ray wilkins has returned
and all our dreams are burned

[Fraggy]

welcome to the twilight zone

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yo hoho

yo ho ho

[Fraggy]

And a bottle of rum?

[Kirill]

And that is why, ladies and gentlemen, I stick to ginger ale.

[Burnside]

Les loves the rooney rule and has invited terry connor to apply for the job

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hey

hey being a racist just aint cool
you wait untill les brings in the rooney rule
devon white favourite for head trainer
and poor harry redknap gets a job as a tea strainer
its not harries fault his skin is the wrong colour but hell get strung up anyway
he will get some live eals in his underpants and left dangling he will stay

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mafia hit man required

help i need somebody
help not just anybody
help
when i was young not much younger than today
we had a team that was better in every way
now someone put a maniac at the wheel
and for the rest of our lives we are gonna get beaten six nil
help me if you can where going down
was it les ferdinand that installed this clown
oh dear oh dear my underpants have gone brown
speckled hen speckled hen i could drink it to i drown

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did any of you remember lazarus

he was a vwery special player,and strange because he could play the goal maker sending over inch perfect crosses for brian bedford to head into the back of the net
or he could be the goal taker indeed in one season he scored seven goals in seven games what a charactor he was and he was an ex boxer so if a defender was
giving him a violent time,old marky boy would unload a vicous right hook

[Hubble]

Time to resurrect him?

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Factomondo

factomondo return to me
for you i would swim across the sea
you are sometimes a little crazy but what the hell
i need your jokes to ring my bell
we are all lost without our partner in crime
his funny sketches score browny points every time


COME BACK FACTO WE ARE ALL LOST WITHOUT YOUR INSANITY

[Manx Hoop]

Things arnt always black and white ted, sometimes they are 'Poles' apart, and gypsy toe'ed in sandal's.

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om losing my

i am losing my mind without my factomondo,all my problems are escalating
no matter how much speckled hen and how much meditating
i need his input like the sunshine
he seems to get better like a fine wine

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nowone can ever take away

my one and only greatest day
the time i walked to wembley to see my queens park rangers play
on my head i placed a fox
must have looked like i was out my box

but lifes worth living with this memory
the greatest day in our history
thousands flocked alomng the route
some in barefoot and some in boot

it was like close encounters of the third kind
we all had a dream implanted in our mind
and together we were exploring every second of that glorious day
in every concept and in everyway

beardy had planted 40 thousand flags he had attached them to the chair
i started to cry when they all flew in the air
when bobby scored the ram fans looked full of despair
but to quite honest i didnt care

cause knowone can take our finest hour away,its written in the history books
and bad management may have lost our place was it too many chefs and not enough cooks
if tomorow i drop dead
ill die with pride as qpr ted

and ill thank the lord for he is kind for the 24th of may my greatest day
the origion of the poem is tony fernandes i want you to stay
your a special person you gave us all your love
and your the nearest thing to a god above

i wished people would get off your case
because if you leave we wont be able to replace
and we will just spin around in outer space
poem over ive had my rant,and nnow ive got an embarresssed face

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Love you tony dont ever leave us