There was a young man limerick

[dave58]

There was a young man called Zamora,
Who fancied himself as a scorer,
With keogh asleep he silenced the sheep.
And buried it in the top corner,

[Adel]

There was an old man called Zamora,
Who fancied himself as a scorer,
With keogh asleep he silenced the sheep.
And buried it in the top corner,

;)

[jpsuperhooper]

very good

[swede]

There was an old man called Arry
who didnīt make the fans merry
But he did his job and silenced the mob
and then made a bid for John Terry

[bushcelt1]

There once was a mug,angry ram,
Who went on like he was the big i am,
He hailed from the south
and ran off his mouth,
Until zamora dropped his dreams down the pan.x

[dsqpr]

There was a young man called Zamora,
Who fancied himself as a scorer,
With keogh asleep he silenced the sheep.
And buried it in the top corner,

Excellent Dave! (Unlike the ones that follow!)

[Brightsparx]

Dave the rave. Quality

[supahoopsaaa]

There was once a player deemed toilet,
Until he received a pass from Hoillett,
All the stick he had got,
Only needed one shot......
And now he's a ****ing legend!! Ooooh Bobby Zamoraaaah!