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  • dorsetranger
    Apprentice
    • Mar 2009
    • 79

    #1

    Sometimes I hate my kids!

    I've got 3 boys, all off who I've tried to educate in the religion of QPR. However I failed as a father on all 3 counts, the eldest supports Leeds, the younger 2 Liverpool.

    In 2003 I took the two eldest to the millennium stadium for the final against Cardiff. I even managed to get them all decked out in QPR gear.

    So fairs fair, I thought I'd ask my youngest if he wanted to come to Wembley for the play off final. Now for a few years he followed QPR, came to quite a few games, he even used to wear QPR kit when footy training, this was all before he was brainwashed by his older brother, however I still thought he'd be up for the trip.

    So I asked him and he thought about it.

    He asked who we were playing.

    I replied Derby.

    He though a bit more

    He replied "can I support Derby"

    He ain't f***ing coming!
    looks like I'm on my own again.
  • Factamondo
    You know when you've been factamondoed!
    • Mar 2009
    • 37198

    #2
    id put him up for adoption if he was mine!
    you know nothing john snow!!!!

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    • scuberry
      Silver Seat
      • Jun 2009
      • 1882

      #3
      Shame on you,my 3 boys all support QPR and although sometimes they hate me for it they stick with it,last night was a joy to see them go mental,hope for more of the same at Wembley..as facto says Adopt them !!!

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      • twranger
        On the posh naughty step
        • Mar 2009
        • 10472

        #4
        young kids are fickle, try again when they are older.....more open to reason and good sense.

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        • Factamondo
          You know when you've been factamondoed!
          • Mar 2009
          • 37198

          #5
          got cousins kids who support the usual liverpools,man utds....one even supports man city now........handy for them as they live on the isle of wight......yee gods!!!
          you know nothing john snow!!!!

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          • Harryboy
            Silver Seat
            • Jan 2014
            • 4017

            #6
            All glory hunters kids no kid put a Chelsea (scum) shirt on ever there everywhere even the local corner shops got one on
            You Rsssssss

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            • NW9_RANGER
              Silver Seat
              • Jul 2009
              • 2537

              #7
              my boys have been season ticket holders since they were both around 4 or 5. I really can't believe they'd ever support anyone else (im praying) especially after the way they were last night. stood up the whole game singing (without the swear words). The youngest of the two was in tears of joy when charlie scored the penalty. I go nuts when we score but those two are complete loons. Makes me proud and I've got another little boy waiting to join the ranks in a few years.

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              • vanhoop
                CCG
                • Mar 2009
                • 9642

                #8
                Originally posted by NW9_RANGER
                my boys have been season ticket holders since they were both around 4 or 5. I really can't believe they'd ever support anyone else (im praying) especially after the way they were last night. stood up the whole game singing (without the swear words). The youngest of the two was in tears of joy when charlie scored the penalty. I go nuts when we score but those two are complete loons. Makes me proud and I've got another little boy waiting to join the ranks in a few years.
                Good man,my little one had tears of joy too last night.told the eldest Mr Patel was coming to adopt him aged 6 if he wanted to be chelsea
                Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                • Marsh67
                  Bronze Seat
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 349

                  #9
                  My mission in life as a male is complete, my two sons, well men now 34 and 29 are avid supporters (and I taught them how to cook on a BBQ, not a gas one) and also my 3 granddaughters are rs fans,

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                  • qpr4life
                    Gold Seat
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 5044

                    #10
                    My old man never gave me a choice back in the day, now QPR is in my blood and I wouldnt want it any other way.

                    I'll be doing the same with my kids.

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                    • gaza09
                      Bronze Seat
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 970

                      #11
                      I didn't know you got to choose who you supported. I was told I'm QPR at that was that.

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                      • larkspur_hoop
                        Bronze Seat
                        • Jul 2009
                        • 348

                        #12
                        Epic fail dorsetranger, but its never too late, never give up!

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                        • Jimmy Floyd Rabbit
                          Gold Seat
                          • Sep 2012
                          • 8957

                          #13
                          Are you sure they're yours?

                          Sounds like a genetic issue.

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                          • MattyRangers
                            Slimmer of The Year
                            • Jun 2011
                            • 24914

                            #14
                            Originally posted by gaza09
                            I didn't know you got to choose who you supported. I was told I'm QPR at that was that.


                            Wouldn't have it any other way either!
                            You should never underestimate the predictability of stupidity.

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                            • Lunar Jetman
                              Silver Seat
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 1380

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jimmy Rabbit
                              Are you sure they're yours?

                              Sounds like a genetic issue.
                              I bet his missus wears the trousers in their house. He probably has to have dinner on the table promptly and washing up completed before 7pm so there is no noise whilst she is trying to watch Eastenders.....

                              If the missus doesn't take you seriously, the kids won't!

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