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  • irememberlesley
    Bronze Seat
    • Sep 2009
    • 425
    #1

    Just remember folks

    Earning promotion would be like bedding Kelly Brook, only to be beaten to pulp by her boyfriend for nine months...
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    • dsqpr
      Silver Seat
      • Sep 2012
      • 3433
      #2
      Originally posted by irememberlesley
      Earning promotion would be like bedding Kelly Brook, only to be beaten to pulp by her boyfriend for nine months...
      We'll take the risk - we've been working out!
      'Only a Ranger!' cried Gandalf. 'My dear Frodo, that is just what the Rangers are: the last remnant in the South of the great people, the Men of West London.' - Lord of the Rings, Book II, Chapter I - Many Meetings.

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        • DeepcutHoop
          Gold Seat
          • Dec 2009
          • 6965
          #3
          Originally posted by irememberlesley
          Earning promotion would be like bedding Kelly Brook, only to be beaten to pulp by her boyfriend for nine months...
          Worth it....

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            • klonk
              Silver Seat
              • May 2011
              • 2401
              #4
              Yes whatever...

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                • nige101uk
                  Apprentice
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 129
                  #5
                  Originally posted by irememberlesley
                  Earning promotion would be like bedding Kelly Brook, only to be beaten to pulp by her boyfriend for nine months...
                  But also being paid £50 Million for the privilege. I would. Every time. And go back for seconds.

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                    • Greg1882
                      Silver Seat
                      • May 2012
                      • 4704
                      #6
                      Yeah **** it lets throw the game at Wembley , don't want any of that lark . Let's stay in the championship for ever

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                        • Factamondo
                          You know when you've been factamondoed!
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37198
                          #7
                          id actually let him shaft me up the arris with a rusty telescope for a night with her!
                          you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                            • hal9thou
                              Silver Seat
                              • May 2012
                              • 4258
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Factamondo
                              id actually let him shaft me up the arris with a rusty telescope
                              We know you would. In your dreams.... ;)

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                                • twranger
                                  On the posh naughty step
                                  • Mar 2009
                                  • 10472
                                  #9
                                  KB's nothing special.....very average.

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                                    • DeepcutHoop
                                      Gold Seat
                                      • Dec 2009
                                      • 6965
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by twranger
                                      KB's nothing special.....very average.
                                      Oh TW, you loveable old contrarian.

                                      She may not be your favourite (she's certainly not mine) but average she very very obviously isn't.

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                                        • Factamondo
                                          You know when you've been factamondoed!
                                          • Mar 2009
                                          • 37198
                                          #11
                                          tdubya mustve had some fine snatch over the years!
                                          you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                                            • californiahoop
                                              Silver Seat
                                              • Mar 2009
                                              • 4932
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by dsqpr
                                              We'll take the risk - we've been working out!
                                              Kept the faith!

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                                                • twranger
                                                  On the posh naughty step
                                                  • Mar 2009
                                                  • 10472
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Factamondo
                                                  tdubya mustve had some fine snatch over the years!
                                                  I have F and KB looks like a young Edwina Currie imo.

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                                                    • Factamondo
                                                      You know when you've been factamondoed!
                                                      • Mar 2009
                                                      • 37198
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by twranger
                                                      I have F and KB looks like a young Edwina Currie imo.

                                                      ....sorta see where you are going there.........still would though as i have almost zero morals!
                                                      you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                                                        • twranger
                                                          On the posh naughty step
                                                          • Mar 2009
                                                          • 10472
                                                          #15
                                                          [QUOTE=Factamondo;1257951]....sorta see where you are going there.........still would though as i have almost zero morals![/QUOTE]

                                                          ..just hope mrsF knows that!

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