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  • Factamondo
    You know when you've been factamondoed!
    • Mar 2009
    • 37198

    #16
    as i drove along a blustery,yet sunlit,country lane i saw him......he nodded ,knowingly, towards me and i slowly pulled to a halt....will we defy the odds and get to wembley i nervously enquired,clasping my hands to my face in anticipation of the great ones reply.....' cuuuuuuckooo.....cuuuuuckooo came the reply.....fear not tonight there'll be no misfortune....wigan will mostly fire blanks from their striker called fortune.....even though you will early doors go behind one nil...three second half goals your place in the final you'll seal'!!
    you know nothing john snow!!!!

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    • Factamondo
      You know when you've been factamondoed!
      • Mar 2009
      • 37198

      #17
      Originally posted by scuberry
      Are you serious ? make it up yourself,no difference lol !! an facto i live in Bucks so hardly a Essex/Kent thing
      my commiserations!
      you know nothing john snow!!!!

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      • Factamondo
        You know when you've been factamondoed!
        • Mar 2009
        • 37198

        #18
        Originally posted by Factamondo
        as i drove along a blustery,yet sunlit,country lane i saw him......he nodded ,knowingly, towards me and i slowly pulled to a halt....will we defy the odds and get to wembley i nervously enquired,clasping my hands to my face in anticipation of the great ones reply.....' cuuuuuuckooo.....cuuuuuckooo came the reply.....fear not tonight there'll be no misfortune....wigan will mostly fire blanks from their striker called fortune.....even though you will early doors go behind one nil...three second half goals your place in the final you'll seal'!!


        the doddinhurst cuckoo...............knows!!
        you know nothing john snow!!!!

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        • Factamondo
          You know when you've been factamondoed!
          • Mar 2009
          • 37198

          #19
          love that cuckoo
          you know nothing john snow!!!!

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          • Awin
            Silver Seat
            • Jun 2012
            • 2951

            #20
            I love your bl00dy cuckoo too
            Bring him to wembley for the day out... He's deserved it

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            • MYU
              Administrator
              • Mar 2009
              • 43466

              #21

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              • vanhoop
                CCG
                • Mar 2009
                • 9642

                #22
                Mmmm love the doddinghurst cuckoo.any news facto? Love van xx
                Ooh northern lads love gravy

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                • Connell10
                  Silver Seat
                  • Mar 2011
                  • 3468

                  #23
                  westdrayton cuckoo!!!!!

                  just heard one , is this a sign??? facto???
                  LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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                  • Connell10
                    Silver Seat
                    • Mar 2011
                    • 3468

                    #24
                    well facto is this a sign??????????
                    LONDON CALLING TO THE ZOMBIES OF DEATH.... ALSO KNOW AS BRENTFORD FANS

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                    • Factamondo
                      You know when you've been factamondoed!
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37198

                      #25
                      victory is ours.....the doddinghurst cuckoo has spoken

                      as the brilliant early morning sunlight breached the horizon of another utopic essex setting i saw him.....his mystic aura of which there is no peers....'prey tell me doddinghurst cuckoo of our chances against the bleating sheep of der bee this saturday noon.....'

                      this came his reply....' fear not the ashen sky the chances of a county victory are not very high..charlie,nico and even junior too....three wembley goals will be coming to you....since 67 you have waited this long now the time has coming for a qpr ,winning at wembley. song....................with that he gave me a knowingly nod of his magnificent head and was gone!
                      you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                      • coneysboots
                        Silver Seat
                        • Mar 2009
                        • 1465

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Factamondo
                        as the brilliant early morning sunlight breached the horizon of another utopic essex setting i saw him.....his mystic aura of which there is no peers....'prey tell me doddinghurst cuckoo of our chances against the bleating sheep of der bee this saturday noon.....'

                        this came his reply....' fear not the ashen sky the chances of a county victory are not very high..charlie,nico and even junior too....three wembley goals will be coming to you....since 67 you have waited this long now the time has coming for a qpr ,winning at wembley. song....................with that he gave me a knowingly nod of his magnificent head and was gone!
                        Out early with you bincoculars facto? Well if the cuckoo has spoken Derby don't stand a chance.

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                        • Factamondo
                          You know when you've been factamondoed!
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37198

                          #27
                          cones there is something quite enchanting about the sun rising over essex!
                          you know nothing john snow!!!!

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                          • Bigdave
                            Gold Seat
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 5109

                            #28
                            Can vouch for that.

                            Pi ssing down all day tomorrow though

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                            • TBLOCKRANGER
                              Silver Seat
                              • Mar 2011
                              • 2909

                              #29
                              Heathens at work dissing the cuckoo ...just said to them be careful.

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                              • Factamondo
                                You know when you've been factamondoed!
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 37198

                                #30
                                the doddinghurst cuckoo can turn a man into his mother in law at the cuck of a coo!
                                you know nothing john snow!!!!

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