Wipe your a*se on Chelsea!

[Lunar Jetman]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-news-from-elsewhere-25781156

Perfect use for them if you ask me....

[fisnik]

Haha that's a good one. The Usbekis seem to have a good sense of humour, lol.

[Buffalo]

Why would I want to rub sh1t on my ****?

[Nick]

I had a German roll a few years ago, every piece of tissue was a German flag..... I remember taking great pleasure in wiping my ar$e on it.