Bloke in front has started again.

[loneranger]

Friendly sort around me. I hate myself though.....

You sound like you need a cuddle mate. Here have a cyber one *cuddle* xx

[Rangers77]

You sound like you need a cuddle mate. Here have a cyber one *cuddle* xx

Cheers lone

[twranger]

What no Packed lunch man, or mr get up every two minutes, or mister gobby or even mister leaves every single game five minutes before the end???

these have GOT to be the worst ones jim.........sit the **** down!!!!!

[Jimmy Floyd Rabbit]

Might you really be Mark Dennis, Jimmy....??

Whatever happened to the phantom farter? Did someone finally plug his #### hole with a cork?

[Hoop-du-Jour]

Whatever happened to the phantom farter? Did someone finally plug his #### hole with a cork?

So that's where SWP is!!!

[Jimmy Floyd Rabbit]

So that's where SWP is!!!

[Connell10]

if you get a season ticket right at the back of the loft you can stand up all game no probs, im 6ft 2 and find sitting in any seat at loftus road a pain! oh im probadly mr gobby as well as it seems all the other season ticket holders around me have not re-newed this season!

[loneranger]

if you get a season ticket right at the back of the loft you can stand up all game no probs, im 6ft 2 and find sitting in any seat at loftus road a pain! oh im probadly mr gobby as well as it seems all the other season ticket holders around me have not re-newed this season!

If you engage in any form of conversation with them I'm sure its your left wing vomit that has made them run a mile.

[Johnnykc]

It's a right pain in the #### isn't it......I sat in V block and the bloke behind me put his right knee in me back on Saturday......

[qprted]

pm me a photo

pm me a photo and ill get someone to have a chat with him,

[Hoop-du-Jour]

pm me a photo and ill get someone to have a chat with him,

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This is him...

[vanhoop]

Switch seats gee,or buy a cheese cutter.or if the fella in front ever wears a hood carefully freeze a turd on a Friday night for 3 o,clock laughter

[Factamondo]

or just take a jiffy in tap him on the shouder when he does it next n squirt him up as he turns round!

[maverick69]

I'd politely tap him on the shoulder and ask him if he's in the right ground.

When he inevitably turns around and says "Of course I am" or something of the sort - I'd then say "Oh I just wondered...... It's just that blokes who like to touch other blokes like that tend to support Fulham......."

[Connell10]

If you engage in any form of conversation with them I'm sure its your left wing vomit that has made them run a mile.

Oh you old sweet talker you! You love me really!