Matt Phillips

[Norths]

Harry on talksport "still trying to get Phillips in, that should be done today"

[West London is Rss]

Decent YOUNG signing. Some Rangers fans might stop moaning about not having any youth now.

[Rangers77]

Defo no Townsend then.

[dogsrrs]

Decent YOUNG signing. Some Rangers fans might stop moaning about not having any youth now.

Stop moaning westy stop moaning what have you been on this early this is wearetherangersboboys get real or go and lie down

[DeepcutHoop]

Defo no Townsend then.

Any faint hopes of that were squashed last night. Andros must have earned a spot in Spurs 25 with that performance, despite the opposition.

[stainrodisalegend]

Fantastic if true. But whenever I hear "should be done today" I now automatically translate that as "should sign for Fulham by Friday..."

[West London is Rss]

Stop moaning westy stop moaning what have you been on this early this is wearetherangersboboys get real or go and lie down

I cant make head nor tail of what that was supposed to mean

[MattyRangers]

Which PL side will steal this one then?

[DouDou_87]

That's moved quickly.

Would be an extremely good signing if true.

Townsend is way ut of our league. We can get the players we need from this division and not have all the hassle and cost of getting Prem players in.

[QprSinceBirth]

Which PL side will steal this one then?

None the guy has a broken arm I think lol.

[West London is Rss]

Yea i read his out injured with a broken for another month lol

[Rieger]

I estimate this to be 11 pages long of which will include the following

hitman publically touching himself over rumours and twitter
dazzer going apesh%t at another poster and saying we are performing a medical on matt phillips according to his source
factamundo saying something sexist and jingoistic and racist about the player
tw or deepcut making sense then getting abuse and ganged up on
matty talking about length and girth and other dimensions of someones phallus
crystal palace signing phillips at 4pm and people saying harry is clearly an agent for all these players.

[kenthoop]

Don't get your hopes up guys, West Brom are looking for a winger, cue a late bid! But if we pull this off, that is a great signing!

[12321]

'Still trying to get Phillips in, that should be done today' sounds promising, but we all know we've been at this point several times already this window, so let's wait for the offy....

[MattyRangers]

I estimate this to be 11 pages long of which will include the following

hitman publically touching himself over rumours and twitter
dazzer going apesh%t at another poster and saying we are performing a medical on matt phillips according to his source
factamundo saying something sexist and jingoistic and racist about the player
tw or deepcut making sense then getting abuse and ganged up on
matty talking about length and girth and other dimensions of someones phallus
crystal palace signing phillips at 4pm and people saying harry is clearly an agent for all these players.

This is scarily accurate. Although I might add that you've forgotten the inevitable poem to be posted by our main man Ted in which he states his prediction that Phillips will be better than Trevor Sinclair and then rhyme this with some half readable sentance regarding hair.